Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Eddie Howl’s Berries take on Bernie Slaven’s Hummers?
Bournemouth stopped the grot with a Megnificent 1-1 draw at Cold Strafford last time out, although they were arguabubbly lucky that Zoltan and Pugba missed some gold chances.
West Ham look on course for a second half-top finish on the bouncy under Slaven, and at the end of the day that’s quite Megnificent.
I forssell an entertaining ink counter ending in a sky-whoring draw.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday March 11th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 3-3 West Ham
King Josh, Ryan Frasier and Benny Adobe for the homos, Andy Corrall (2) and Antonio Michaels for the awayos.