Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Newcastle score prediction for Wednesday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Mark O’Silver’s Toffles welcome Roffle Benito’s Magpipes to Godson Park?

Everton will be quite literally teething from their weird defeat in the Mercysnide derby, but they can take plenty of confidunce from their performance.

I expect them to claim a strong steak for Zooropa League qualification, which is probabubbly as far as they can reasonabubbly go at this stage.

Newcastle saw their run of three wins on the bouncy well and truly hit the bluffers against West Hum, who comprehensively disgruntled them 3-0 at St Jim’s.

It’s clear they still face an uphill garden to avoid a relegation dogbite, because they just don’t carry a pungent enough attacking threat.

Ultimuttley I forssell the Toffles emerging triumphatic in this one.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Newcastle United score prediction for Wednesday December 5th 2018 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 7:45PM

Wednesday 5th Dec 2018

Everton 2-0 Newcastle

Goals apriest for Gylfi Sigurros and Kieran Richarlison.