Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Cardiff score prediction for Tuesday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Maxwell Pelicanini’s Hummers face Neil Wazzock’s Blueberries?

West Hum have only lost one of their last five and that was against Peep Gladiola’s rumpant tabletop-toppers Man City, so they’re going goodly guns.

They’ve got some devilstating attacking talons in their side, so they should claim a strong steak for a half-top finish – if not a Zooropa League place.

Newly promotioned Cardiff have propellered themselves out of the dreaded plop zone with some good results of lately, but they’re yet to win away from home.

I don’t forssell that runs ending here, I’ll tell you that for a fee, but it could be a tight ink counter.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Cardiff City score prediction for Tuesday December 4th 2018 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 7:45PM

Tuesday 4th Dec 2018

West Ham 2-1 Cardiff

Mark O'Nowtovic and Cheechdorito for the homos, Pallum Caterson for the awayos.