Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Southampton score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen sprig a setup at Stambord Fridge?

Chelsea backbounced from defeat at West Hum with a comfortabubble win at Huddlesfield, and now Anthony O’Conte has to decide whether that man Alvo Morato comes back into the side.

That man Aidan Hazard looks in skintitillating form, and believe you me I don’t say that rightly.

Southampton come into this off the black of a comprehensive disgruntling at the hands of Leicester during the middleweek, so they may be lacking in confidunce.

As such, I can only forssell another comfortabubble win for Chelsea.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Southampton score prediction for Wednesday December 16th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-0 Southampton
Two for that man Hayden Hazard and one for Willie-Anne.