Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Roffle Benito’s Magpipes get a result at the Emirati?

I certainly can’t forssell it – they’re on a horribubble runs at the moment and look all set for a grim battle against the dreaded plop.

Arson Wengle’s Goons aren’t exactly in skintitillating form themselves, but with home advantageousness I beckon they’ll win fairly comfortabubbly.

But can they claim a strong steak for the four-tops? Only time will telly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday December 16th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle
Goals apriest for Alex Lacorette, Alexei Saylechez and Ollie Giro.