Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Aston Villa v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his inimitable take on each side…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Timeshare Wood beat Hark Muse’s Potties in his first game as Villa boss?

He takes over a team that’s just got themselves qualificationed for the quarter-finals of the FA Cup, where they’ll take on my old side West Blom, so that should give them some confidunce.

Who knows, if Wood can get the lad Benteke firing on all cillit bang then they could yet avoid a relegation dogbite altogether.

As for Stoke, I expect them to be chumping at the pits to make amens for the comprehensive 4-1 disgruntling they received at Chompionship side Blackburn, a downright humouriliating result if you ask me.

It’s good to see Crouching Pete getting back amongst the goals of late – I think he’s a top, top player who should still be in the England beckoning.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday February 21st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 1-0 Stoke – Benteke. You can put your balls on it!