Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert analysis…

What a titonic tossil this could turn out to be! Will those crazy Goons continue their four-top a-salt by claiming all point three against Sam Furrydice’s Hummers?

7 wins in 8 tabletop matches have propellered Arsenal into 3rd, while Monday night’s 2-1 win at Cold Stafford took them into the final quarters of the FA Cup – turning out nice again for Arson and the boys, then.

They carry such a pungent attacking threat that I wouldn’t dismiss them out of pocket against anyone at the moment. Er, except maybe Monaco and wily old Davatar Berbasnoff.

Not sure how many different teams are taking part, there.

As for West Ham, they’ve only won once in their last 11 and all of a sudden they shouldn’t be taking even a half-top finish for grunted.

Losing Candy Arroll to yet more injuredness was a kick in the balls, but I’d still like to see more from the likes of Ernie Valencia and Diaspora Sakho.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday March 14th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-0 West Ham – Goals apriest for Sandy Cazorla and Super Alex Sanchez. You can put your balls on it!