Find yourself utterly astounded and awestruck as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless analysis of each side…

It’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Maurice Pocketbeano get one over on Arsenal Wengo in his first north London Derby County?

The Goons rumped to victory at Villa last time out, with Muzzy Ozzle and Danny Belwhack dovdaling to mugnificent effect.

Alun Ramsay’s vorm is a cause for constern, but if they can get Ozzle and Belwhack firing on all cillit bang in tandy with Sexist Alanchez and the soon-to-return Theo Woolworths then they could be unstoppabubble nevilletheless.

As for Tottenham, they’ll be literally teething from their humouriliating 0-1 defeat at home to my old side West Blom.

They just don’t carry the kind of pungent attacking threat that their bitter local ribalds do, not unless one of Manual Adebyebye, Bobby Soldodo or young Harry Crane hits vorm.

I can only forssell this going one way, and it’s not Spurswards.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday September 27th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-0 Spurs – Goals apriest for Alanchez and Bellwhack. You can put your balls on it!