Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen get a result at the Emirati?

Arson Wengle’s Goons have been on a horribubble runs of lately, losing back-to-black games against Notts Forest and Bournemouth, but they’ve got a chance to make some amens in the Haribo Cup against Chelsea during the middleweek.

That fixture nevilletheless has the potential to knocker them out, so I can forssell Palace getting something here.

They look nothing if not revitalite under Hodgepodge – what a Megnificent job he’s doing at Sellars Park, and believe you me I don’t say any of that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday January 20th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-2 Crystal Palace
Jack Wheelchair and Danny Bellwhack for the homos, Christian Bentakeaway and Wilf Saha for the awayos.