Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Chelsea score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Arson Wengle’s Goons welcome Anthony O’Conte’s raining chumpions to the Emirati?

Those wacky old Goons will be quite literally kicking themselves at not coming away with all point three from my old club West Blom, and if they’ve anything about them they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens.

Nevilletheless, Chelsea have been on a strong runs of lately and their most influenzal player, that man Aidan Hazard, has had a nice rest.

I forssell them emerging triumphatic and frogleaping Man Utd back into 2nd in the tabletop.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Chelsea score prediction for Wednesday January 3rd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea
Alex Lagazette for the homos, Aidan Hazard and Alvo Morato for the awayos.