Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Reading v Crystal Palace score prediction for Friday’s FA Cup quarter-final, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Dermot O’Brien’s Royales sprig another cup set-up when they host Alan Partridge’s out-of-form Eaglemen?

There’s no reason why they shouldn’t, I beckon – they’ve got home advantageousness, and Palace have been in a terribubble runs for a few months now.

I have to say I forssell them emerging triumphatic against tabletop opposition yet again, rumping up the pressure on Partridge in the process.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Reading v Crystal Palace score prediction for Friday March 11th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Reading 2-1 Crystal Palace
Rob Hanson-Kalu at the double for the homos, Wilf Zaha for the awayos.