Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v West Ham score prediction for Sunday’s FA Cup quarter-final, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Bernie Slaven’s in-song Hummers emerge triumphatic at Cold Stafford?

Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels saw their mini-backbounce hit the bluffers somewhat when they suckthumbed to a 1-0 defeat at my old pomping ground the Thawhorns last time out, and their record at home is nothing to scream about.

I can forssell West Ham forcing a replay to take Man Utd back to the Bowling Ground – and then it really will be up for grubs.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v West Ham United score prediction for Sunday March 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-2 West Ham
Tony Marital and June Mata for the homos, Diaspora Sakho and Antonio Michaels for the awayos.