Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Man Utd score prediction for Saturday’s FA Cup semi-final, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as Martino Robertez’s Toffles take on Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels?

Neither side has been in particularly skintitillating form of late, although United have managed to keep winning thanks to the sheer tightness of their backside.

Meanwhile, Everton’s backside has taken a pounding – they’ve suffered a number of key injuries in that area and were comprehensively disgruntled 4-0 at Anfeld in their last game.

As such I forssell United progressing to the final, but it might not be as comfortabubble as some might think.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday April 23rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-2 Man Utd
Luke Kaku for the Toffles, Rarcus Mashford and that man Dwayne Rooney for the Dead Revels.