Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Watford score prediction for Sunday’s FA Cup semi-final, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? Really quite titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will emerge triumphatic as Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen take on Kinky Flores’s Hornettos?

Neither side have been in great form in the tabletop of late, but then they’re both bound to have had at least one eye on this Wembubbly showpriest.

With neither side in particularly good goal-scoring form, yet both with relatively tight backsides, I forssell a single goal winning it in a tight ink counter.

Palace to sneaker it, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Watford score prediction for Sunday April 24th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-0 Watford
Jason Punchbowl with the divisive strike.