Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Ukraine v Poland score prediction for Tuesday’s Euro 2016 group stage match, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Micky Fomenko’s Ukrainianianiamen face Aidan Nawalka’s Polemen?
The formals will still be quite literally teething following their shock 2-0 defeat to Northern Ireland last time out, while the laterals stand on the rink of qualification to the knock-off stages having held World Champions Germany to a goalless snore.
A tight ink counter reckons, and it’s one I forssell the Polemen sneakering thanks to a Bobby Lewandowksi’s first goal of the tournament.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Ukraine v Poland score prediction for Tuesday June 21st 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Ukraine 0-1 Poland
That man Bobby Lewandowksi with the divisive strike.