Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Slovakia v England score prediction for Monday’s Euro 2016 group stage match, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Roy Hodgepodge’s 11 Lions get the result they need against Jon Kozak’s Slovakiamen?

Slovakia can still qualify for the knock-off stages themselves, so they’ll be no pullovers – not least with attacking talons like Vladdy Weiss and Mark Hamsik in their ranks.

I forssell a tight ink counter ending in a draw that would be enough for England to make it through, albeit they’ll probabubbly ending up losing on penalties to someone else later.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Slovakia v England score prediction for Monday June 20th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Slovakia 1-1 England
Goals apriest for Vladdy Weiss and Jimmy Vardy.