Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Portugal v Wales score prediction for Wednesday’s Euro 2016 semi-final match, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Fern Santos’s Portugeese take on Cole Chrisman’s Walers?
Quite how Portugal have made it to the semi-finals without winning a single game inside ninety minutes is anyone’s mess – they’ve looked nothing if not unconvicting, but with that man Super Chrissie Ronaldo in their runks you can never dismiss them out of pocket.
What can you say about Wales that hasn’t been said already? Well, to answer that I’d need a comprehensive list of everything that’s been said about them – and I don’t have that, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
Alun Ramsey’s suspendedness comes as a big blowout to their chances – his energy-high middlefield play has been nothing if not influenzal at this tournament, and he bagged a couple of assists in the Megnificent 3-1 quarter-final win over Belgium.
Ultimuttley this one could come down to a straight shoot-off between Ronaldo and his Real Madrigal team-mate Garth Bale, and sadly it’s one in which I forssell see the lateral portvaling over the formal.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Portugal v Wales score prediction for Wednesday July 6th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Portugal 2-3 Wales
Nanu and Ronaldo for the Portugeese, Bale (2) and Hal Nwankwo-Kanu for the Walers.