Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Germany v France score prediction for Thursday’s Euro 2016 semi-final match, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as Jokin’ Low’s Germanicals face off against Diddly Deschamp’s Les Blurs?

The hosts looked nothing if not skintitillating as they comprehensively disgruntled Iceland 5-2 in the quarter-finals, but Germany will be no pullovers, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

Without looking wholly convicting at Euro 2016 so far, those Germanicals have one hell of a tight backside – they’re yet to concede a goal from open play, which really is quite remarkabubble.

Nevilletheless, I forssell that sequential ending here as the hosts progress to the final, with that an Antoine Grizzlyman plundering his fifth goal of the tournament and pretty much securing himself the Boot of Gold in the process.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Germany v France score prediction for Thursday July 7th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Germany 1-2 France
Tommy Muller for the Germanicals, Laurent Kosherdeli and Antoine Grizzlyman for Les Blurs.