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Mystic Megson’s England v Russia score prediction

Who will portvale as Roy Hodgepodge's Three Eleven Lions take on Len Slutsky's Russians?

Mystic Megson's Euro 2016 score predictions

Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his England v Russia score prediction for Saturday’s Euro 2016 group stage match, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Roy Hodgepodge’s Three Eleven Lions take on Len Slutsky’s Russians?

With Russia besetted by injuries and England fluttering to deceive in their recent friendship matches, it’s fair to say that neither side looks to be in particularly fine fennel going into this opener.

I forssell a tents ink counter ending in a low-scoring draw, which won’t be much good for England’s chances to be perfectly frankly.

And yes, come on England! I’m not afraid to wear my country on my balls, you know.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s England v Russia score prediction for Saturday June 11th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson makes his match score prediction

Mystic Megson says England 1-1 Russia
Goals apriest for Larry Kane and Ol' Shatov.