The best Yaya Touré birthday jokes after the player’s agent claimed he is “very upset” following a lack of “respect” on his 31st birthday.
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In one of the more surprising stories of the year Dimitri Seluk has emerged to tell us that “none of them shook his hand on his birthday”, claiming “it’s really sick”.
Despite being filmed receiving a cake, the star of the the Premier League champions’ season is said to now feel that the club “don’t care about him”.
The midfielder has committed to revealing all after the World Cup, in the meantime you’ll just have to settle for the best Yaya Touré birthday jokes below.
In fairness to Yaya Toure, Manchester City did try to choke him to death. People forget that. https://t.co/i7GuvoPH6n
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 20, 2014
Man City's Yaya Touré is considering leaving the club, according to his agent, as nobody wished him a Happy Birthday! pic.twitter.com/Fig6OIihzm
— FourFourTweet (@FourFourTweet) May 20, 2014
News reaches Arsenal that Yaya Toure is upset that his club missed his birthday… pic.twitter.com/lyDUcmjwCr
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 20, 2014
Happy Birthday Yaya Toure. Sorry I forgot. Will send you a Norwegian Salmon.
My Birtday 10th of January. If you forget it's ok
— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) May 20, 2014
31 – After being upset for not being wished a happy 31st birthday, Yaya Toure has also threatened to take his ball and go home. Childish.
— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) May 20, 2014
Please donate £2 a day and help this poor man.. #YayaToure pic.twitter.com/Gr1hr3vgSN
— William Taylor (@WilliamTayloor) May 20, 2014
Yaya Toure is REALLY annoyed about this birthday snub. He's even had a moan on Facebook. pic.twitter.com/3IDozFQ6Uy
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 20, 2014
Man City to offer Yaya Toure improved deal of 5 Colin the Caterpillar cakes and an "I am 31!" badge #MCFC
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 20, 2014
BREAKING: Conference side Colwyn Bay are now favourites to sign Yaya Toure this Summer. pic.twitter.com/lfFgE39hJz
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) May 20, 2014
Things that upset Yaya Touré. pic.twitter.com/zLoXklnMlW
— Betfair Bingo (@BetfairBingo) May 20, 2014
Kolo Toure realises he forgot Yaya Toure's birthday pic.twitter.com/cD5p36Eegs
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) May 20, 2014
Yaya Toure.
200 grand a week.
Everyday is your birthday.
— Paul Williams (@thepaulwilliams) May 20, 2014
We have just sent this off to Manchester for the attention of Yaya Toure. pic.twitter.com/G2EIF0jo1A
— Yeovil Town FC (@ytfcofficial) May 20, 2014
BREAKING: Yeovil Town are now clear favourites to sign Yaya Toure. pic.twitter.com/C39GACDXCM
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) May 20, 2014
hello @Toure_yaya42 me and steven Gerrard bought you a cake but he slipped pic.twitter.com/mOFrYQ2GlI
— Diego Costa (@OfficialDCosta) May 20, 2014
RUMOUR: Premier League set to rearrange the 2014-15 fixture calendar in order to make more room for Yaya Toure's birthday celebrations.
— The Sunday People (@thesundaypeople) May 20, 2014
Yaya Toure is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Yaya for allowing me to live another year-days."
— Yaya Toure Facts (@ToureFacts) May 20, 2014
Yaya Toure is set to join Accrington Stanley after being impressed by their birthday policy.
Toure said:
"You get a cake, card and a song."
— UK Banter (@UKBanter) May 20, 2014
IF @Toure_yaya42 WANTED BIRTHDAY SURPRISE HE SHOULD HAVE TOLD @Beijingcasuals AND WE ARRANGE PARTY AT CRISPY DUCK! pic.twitter.com/VQck6sF1CD
— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Beijingcasuals) May 20, 2014
SPOTTED: Yaya Touré consoled by Côte d'Ivoire President as he recalled the birthday Bugatti Roberto Carlos received. pic.twitter.com/gIEPTKiWKS
— Football Burp (@FootballBurp) May 20, 2014
Yaya Toure has tremendous presence on the field, but sadly absolutely no presents on his birthday. #YayaToure
— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) May 20, 2014
Already salivating over next season- 80,000 fans singing Happy Birthday to Yaya Toure incessantly for 90 minutes.
— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) May 20, 2014
Hey @Toure_yaya42
Arsene Wenger has something for you… pic.twitter.com/Wss1tOirPl
— GoonerChris1886 (@GoonerChris1886) May 20, 2014
"Is Yaya Toure for real? Where I work, when it's your birthday YOU bring in the cake!"
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) May 20, 2014
If #YayaToure wants a car then we have one @insideplainmoor . Good runner. Just put £15 in it. Extra putty available. pic.twitter.com/PWMoGxMlPy
— Torquay United FC (@InsidePlainmoor) May 20, 2014
Yaya Toure trying to cut his birthday cake https://t.co/PtIdwfThD5
— Football Vines (@FootballVines) May 20, 2014
Poor Yaya Toure.
Poor, poor, Yaya Toure.
#MCFC pic.twitter.com/3EfsZwRlib
— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) May 20, 2014
Posting my Christmas card to Yaya Toure now just to make sure.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) May 20, 2014
Yaya Toure's agent dons special costume to explain this whole birthday thing to Manchester City. pic.twitter.com/ACjtIdJrAq
— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) May 20, 2014
Yaya Toure shows off his new Man City strip #MCFC
(with big thanks @simonhume) pic.twitter.com/vGiu7CJjco
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 20, 2014
If I was in Ivory Coast World Cup squad I'd defo being doing this to Yaya Toure's hotel room every day after training pic.twitter.com/Q2dvwrkvsw
— Kenny Senior (@mrkennysenior) May 20, 2014
LATEST; Yaya Toure pulls out of the World Cup after Ivorian kit man used the wrong fabric softener on his Peppa Pig pyjamas.
— Toby Fair (@TopTopPundit) May 20, 2014
Leaked photo of Yaya Toure celebrating his birthday! pic.twitter.com/DWciyeDBXm
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) May 20, 2014
BREAKING NEWS:
Arsene Wenger has been alerted to the @Toure_yaya42 situation at City & has I understand offered 40M + one Battenberg cake.
— smtmLFC (@smtmLFC) May 20, 2014
FC Barcelona began preparing an official offer for Yaya Toure pic.twitter.com/srCQvpuLNa
— BarçaSnacks – EBi (@BarcaSnacks) May 20, 2014
Yaya Toure's guide to an acceptable birthday celebration http://t.co/XEhwqsrYtL pic.twitter.com/qGH9ACIlXT
— dirtytackle (@BrooksDT) May 21, 2014
FIFA is 110 years old today. Perhaps if no one wishes them a happy birthday, Sepp Blatter might call it a day….
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) May 21, 2014
Yaya Toure waiting for Man City to send him his cake… pic.twitter.com/c82pTur6rt
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) May 21, 2014
Shopping in Leeds – just found the ideal birthday card for Yaya Touré… #PoorYaya #MCFC pic.twitter.com/UPJT0SPFxh
— Ian Herbert (@ianherbert) May 21, 2014
United bake Kagawa glorious birthday cake!
City bake Yaya of Toure zero cake.
Hope I no make you cry.
@Toure_yaya42 pic.twitter.com/nDjDek4IhO
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) May 21, 2014
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