The best Women’s World Cup final jokes as US beat Japan 5-2

Carli Lloyd achieves immortality with astonishing hat-trick goal.

Carli Lloyd and Hope Solo were victorious in the Women's World Cup final
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Come avail yourselves of the best Women’s World Cup final jokes that Twitter had to offer as the US demolished Japan 5-2 to become the tournament’s first three-time winners.

The United States raced into a 4-0 lead inside 16 minutes, Carli Lloyd sealing her hat-trick with a spectacular goal from the half-way line.

From then on it was virtually a procession for the US women’s national team (USWNT) as they exacted revenge on Japan for defeating them in the 2011 final.

Now pop the kettle on and charge your mugs to the following Women’s World Cup final jokes…

From now on, whenever I think that I'm having a bad day . . . . #USWNT pic.twitter.com/WqMzskcAsr

— David Berke (@berkeslaw) July 6, 2015

In case you missed the Women's World Cup final last night. Here's a brief summary pic.twitter.com/sfoV9hQ81R

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) July 6, 2015

When can we expect the @salon article about what the #EagleMask person means for trans-species rights? https://t.co/uOXbhfRt8W #USWNT

— Barney Franken (@BarneyFranken) July 6, 2015

After playing and winning on fake grass, I hope the #USWNT at least got to celebrate with real champagne and not that sparkling wine crap.

— Lauren Jenkins (@laurenist) July 6, 2015

Brad Guzan's missus during the women's World Cup final. Brutal! pic.twitter.com/ZjI43wfseD

— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) July 6, 2015

We're sending the women's team to the the next men's World Cup. The U.S. Men are fired.

— Ol' QWERTY Bastard (@TheDiLLon1) July 5, 2015

If that Carli Lloyd goal was on FIFA… http://t.co/BurwkBdbfR

— Copa90 (@Copa90) July 6, 2015