Come avail yourselves of the best Women’s World Cup final jokes that Twitter had to offer as the US demolished Japan 5-2 to become the tournament’s first three-time winners.
The United States raced into a 4-0 lead inside 16 minutes, Carli Lloyd sealing her hat-trick with a spectacular goal from the half-way line.
From then on it was virtually a procession for the US women’s national team (USWNT) as they exacted revenge on Japan for defeating them in the 2011 final.
Now pop the kettle on and charge your mugs to the following Women’s World Cup final jokes…
— David Berke (@berkeslaw) July 6, 2015
In case you missed the Women's World Cup final last night. Here's a brief summary pic.twitter.com/sfoV9hQ81R
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) July 6, 2015
— Barney Franken (@BarneyFranken) July 6, 2015
After playing and winning on fake grass, I hope the #USWNT at least got to celebrate with real champagne and not that sparkling wine crap.
— Lauren Jenkins (@laurenist) July 6, 2015
Brad Guzan's missus during the women's World Cup final. Brutal! pic.twitter.com/ZjI43wfseD
— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) July 6, 2015
We're sending the women's team to the the next men's World Cup. The U.S. Men are fired.
— Ol' QWERTY Bastard (@TheDiLLon1) July 5, 2015
If that Carli Lloyd goal was on FIFA… http://t.co/BurwkBdbfR
— Copa90 (@Copa90) July 6, 2015