Curl up with the best Nigel Pearson jokes tweeted in the wake of the eminent ostrich opposer’s shock sacking as Leicester City manager.
Yep, seems he’s actually sacked for good this time, unlike his bizarre ‘unsacking’ of a few months ago.
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Weird and menacing he may be but Pearson performed miracles – not just one miracle, but miracles – in guiding the Foxes to a 14th place finish despite being bottom of the Premier League for what seemed like most of the season.
Was it? Google it if you’d like to know, and be warned that the following Nigel Pearson jokes contain a shock sacking, so if you’re easily spooked by gobsmacking dismissals then you might want to click away now.
Ostriches the world over react to Nigel Pearson's sacking…
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— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) June 30, 2015
I'm little bit surprised Nigel Pearson has been sacked. I believe he was looking forward to grabbing next season by the neck.
— Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) June 30, 2015
Nigel Pearson gets the summer off, further fuelling well-established suspicions that he is a PE teacher after all.
— Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) June 30, 2015
I was gutted when Leicester axed Nigel Pearson.
"The owners have ostracised you," I said. His eyes narrowed.
"Ostrich what?" he snapped.
— Kevin Keegan (@GalacticKeegan) June 30, 2015
Nigel Pearson will now be a threat hovering over teams struggling against relegation. "This continues and we get Nige in. Understood?"
— John Brewin (@JohnBrewinESPN) June 30, 2015
Jesus. You can’t *sack* Nigel Pearson. He’ll remember. He’ll find you. You have to fire him directly into the sun, that’s the only way.
— Iain Macintosh (@iainmacintosh) June 30, 2015
Tremendous, this. Nigel Pearson meets David Brent. Kudos to whoever came up with this beauty: pic.twitter.com/PUUTiLdSvo
— Nathan Fearn (@Nathaniel_86) June 30, 2015
Leicester City have sacked Nigel Pearson! Really? WTF! Could you kindly reinstate him like the last time you fired him?
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 30, 2015
Please note this is NOT the twitter acc of former #lcfc manager Nigel Pearson. Feel free to read profile, however. Have a lovely evening.
— Nigel Pearson (@nigelpearson) June 30, 2015
@nigelpearson nice try, Pearson. Found a new club yet?
— frankie. (@wingeur) June 30, 2015
SEE ALSO:
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- The best Nigel Pearson not sacked jokes after Leicester statement
- The best Pearson choke jokes after McArthur encounter
- Top 5 Nigel Pearson press conference videos from the 2014/15 season
- NEWS: Nigel Pearson ostrich rant scoops gong
- NEWS: “You daft ostrich” – Pearson blasts son James over racist orgy