The best ‘who is Marcus Rashford?’ jokes as Man Utd kid nets debut double

Breaks George Best's long-standing record as United's youngest ever European goal-scorer.

Who is Marcus Rashford?
Who is Marcus Rashford?

These were the best ‘who is Marcus Rashford?’ jokes doing the rounds as the starlet scored two goals on his Man Utd debut.

At just 18 years and 117 days of age, Rashford overtook George Best as the Red Devils’ youngest goalscorer in European competition with his brace in the 5-1 Europa League win against FC Midtjylland of Denmark.

In what may or may not be another record, Rashford has now scored this season for United’s U18s, U19s, U21s and first team.

Nevertheless, there were plenty of people asking themselves “who is Marcus Rashford?”, and some made a joke of it:

Rashford, like Roy Keane vs Juventus, qualifies Manchester United to the next round of an European competition with a legendary performance.

— Rafael Hernández (@RafaelH117) February 25, 2016

Thousands of people are loading up @FootballManager 2016 right now to look at Rashford's attributes…

— Golden FM (@Golden_FM) February 25, 2016

RASHFORD dream debut as he nets 2!!!
Arsenal fans be like….https://t.co/4XmdS75jQ4

— Football Accumulator (@footballacca) February 25, 2016

Rashford. But could he do it on a potato field in Kielce

— Leszek Milewski (@leszekmilewski) February 25, 2016

Adnan Januzaj is out there somewhere, looking at Marcus Rashford, thinking "Yeah, enjoy it while you can mate".

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 25, 2016

Knew Rashford was gonna be class. Predicted it 21 yrs ago. Mum went for ultrasound and doc heard me go:"in 3 yrs a lad'll be born, right…"

— Gaz Drinkwater (@Radio_Gaz) February 25, 2016

RT for Rashford
Like for Pele pic.twitter.com/0eCpr8NF6X

— Mb. (@GriezLad) February 25, 2016

What's the betting at some point before Sunday Arsene Wenger will state he could've signed Rashford?

— Red Charlie (@jonmikesav8) February 25, 2016

Can't wait for Rashford to sign for Wigan.

— Kevin Q Anderson (@KQAnderson) February 25, 2016

Would be sad to see Rashford in Vitesse if Jose takes over

— kenna (@kennagq) February 25, 2016

Man United scorer Marcus Rashford has liked some interesting tweets pic.twitter.com/dTqA92to6o

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) February 25, 2016

A horny teenager scoring twice on a Thursday night. Go on, Rashford lad.

— Digestive lover (@HeisenbergMUFC) February 25, 2016

Rashford has more goals from open play this season than Hazard

— Hasan (@fantastlsco) February 25, 2016

Marcus Rashford, a young #mufc player playing without fear, enjoying his football. #LVG will soon bash that nonsense out of him.

— John Brewin (@JohnBrewinESPN) February 25, 2016

These'll be the most important goals Rashford will score until he helps Wycombe Wanderers to play-off glory in 2020.

— Olaf Christensen (@MU689908) February 25, 2016

Can't wait 'til they hype Rashford up and give him some big games and then he bottles it on a big stage…

— Michael Vaughan (@Mike_Vaughan) February 25, 2016

"What a story, what a debut for Rashford. You couldn't write the script" – TV commentator tells me… I'm with Joey pic.twitter.com/DKfoEtYTsH

— Darren Cleary (@RadioCleary) February 25, 2016