The best Rooney renaissance jokes after two goals against Newcastle

Man Utd captain continues his recent form.

Wayne Rooney's renaissance is brought into question in these jokes
REJUVENATED? Rooney (Image: Gordon Flood)

These were the best Wayne Rooney renaissance jokes doing the rounds as the Manchester United striker continued his recent return to form with 2 goals at Newcastle.

England’s record goal-scorer also bagged an assist in the 3-3 draw at St James’s Park, while his 2016 goal-scoring tally now stands at 4 in 3 games.

However, many remained sceptical about the apparent Rooney renaissance…

When does this Rooney documentary finish? When does the game start?

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) January 12, 2016

Rooney hasn't played this well since his first hair transplant.

— Stanley Chow (@stan_chow) January 12, 2016

Rooney impressive for a couple of games now. Really earning his next 7 month dry spell.

— Janan Ganesh (@JananGanesh) January 12, 2016

Another draw though… Rooney's hair didn't die for this.

— Twat (@Devil_Red_1878) January 12, 2016

"Rooney inspirational tonight!" In a 3-3 draw with relegation candidates.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 12, 2016

The only explanation is that Rooney's doing dry January.

— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) January 12, 2016

Wonder if McLaren and Rooney will swap hair at full time?

— Limpar33 (@Limpar33) January 12, 2016

What a goal! Wonder if the @btsport commentators saw it, or if they were too busy following Rooney around the pitch, professing their love?

— Messi Minutes (@MessiMinutes) January 12, 2016

Ryan Giggs didn't look too happy after Rooney scored. Was probably already taking the team to Anfield in his thoughts.

— Artur Petrosyan (@arturpetrosyan) January 12, 2016

FACT: Wayne Rooney has scored more goals than Ronaldo, Suarez, Aguero & Lewandowski this year. #RooneyForBallonDor pic.twitter.com/wMi0HXwt7t

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) January 12, 2016

Rooney has risen from the dead. There's hope, @hazardeden10.

— Mourinholic (@Mourinholic) January 12, 2016