These are the best Wayne Rooney jokes following Manchester United’s 2-1 Champions League group stage victory over Wolfsburg, a win which fans seemed to think was no thanks to the captain after he appeared to struggle upfront and missed a great chance to score.
Not impressed with his performance, especially in comparison to the blistering fresh young talent of new signing Anthony Martial, supporters were quick to criticise the England star.
And here are the best of the Wayne Rooney jokes after he missed a sitter in Man Utd’s 2-1 win against Wolfsburg in the Champions League Group B tie last night:
wish rooney died in that kitchen
— j (@LargePeas) September 30, 2015
Man Utd fans looking at Rooney like… pic.twitter.com/cTkIzZzYea
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 30, 2015
Wayne Rooney misses an open goal? pic.twitter.com/uuEykpiFRC
— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) September 30, 2015
Wayne Rooney seems to get worse every season. He's like the footballing equivalent of Dexter.
— Jono Yates (@jonoBLITZ) September 30, 2015
Wayne Rooney… pic.twitter.com/VWqMLg8LZJ
— Fr Dougal McGuire (@DougalMacGuire) September 30, 2015
If found please return to Wayne Rooney pic.twitter.com/Yrtdmr3ZOf
— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) September 30, 2015
Rooney missed a sitter but it doesnt MATAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
— Hassan (@HassanHijazii) September 30, 2015
Who's a better striker? RT – Big Neil Fav – Rooney pic.twitter.com/v7O6ksAtuU
— Roy Keane (@RoyKeane__) September 30, 2015
You know the way people imagine what it'd be like if a manager asked a fan to come on and play in a match? That's Rooney.
— Wayne Farry (@waynefarry) September 30, 2015
Rooney is basically just Ashley Williams up front now. Plodding around, out of breath and smelling of fish & chips. Not even funny any more.
— Brenzie (@Brenzie) September 30, 2015
Rooney dribbled passed himself there. Quite an achievement.
— Busby MUFC (@BusbyMUFC) September 30, 2015
Buying shares in vine after that Rooney 'dribble'
— Nick (@ManUnitedYouth) September 30, 2015
There's some guy In a Rooney shirt just wandering around the pitch tonight, not sure who it is
— United Issue (@UnitedIssue) September 30, 2015
Thought we'd signed Immobile but turns out it's just Rooney
— Wayne Barton (@yolkie_) September 30, 2015
Rooney is more average these days than Miley Cyrus without make up in a bad hair day.
— Victoria. (@Morganception) September 30, 2015
Wayne Rooney tonight… pic.twitter.com/TQA4WM85C9
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) September 30, 2015