Take a look at this twenty tweet selection of the best jokes from Manchester City 3-1 Liverpool at the Etihad Stadium on Monday night.
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Two goals from Jovetić plus an Agüero third ensured Brendan Rodgers’s charges went down 3-0 in Manchester before a late consolation own-goal from City defender Pablo Zabaleta improved the scoreline a little for the away side.
Twitter was buzzing with excited activity throughout the first big clash of the Premier League season and we’ve collected the best tweets and jokes from Manchester City 3-1 Liverpool for you below:
#mcfc fans serenading Steven Gerrard with “he’s going to slip in a minute”
— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) August 25, 2014
Liverpool player Sterling . What do you think he is worth in Euros
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) August 25, 2014
Nice assist by @DejanLovrenLFC6 bet he wishes his head wasnt at liverpool so early now ??
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) August 25, 2014
Who's Alistair Darling playing for?? City or Liverpool? #subhimoff
— jeebsy (@garyharkins1985) August 25, 2014
Michael Oliver has a bit of work to do with his lines #mcfc #lfc pic.twitter.com/S3R3qDejtB
— Back Page Football (@bpfootball) August 25, 2014
Man City 2-0 Liverpool?
Balotelli on his way back to Milan.. pic.twitter.com/ANGKLdVAtM
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) August 25, 2014
City fans singing: "We saw you crying, at Selhurst Park" to Liverpool. Beautiful. #cpfc
— HLTCO (@HLTCO) August 25, 2014
Good play from Liverpool but no end product… pic.twitter.com/B4ACJ1aCgo
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) August 25, 2014
A moment of silence for all those Liverpool fans who thought they would win at the Etihad
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) August 25, 2014
And Liverpool without Suarez are Samson after the haircut.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 25, 2014
Liverpool without Suarez is like Man City without money.
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) August 25, 2014
?????? Balotelli is ready to leave Liverpool pic.twitter.com/p9elygJ6dy
— Football Stuff (@FootbalIStuff) August 25, 2014
"Would Suarez had made a difference?"
Well, no as he'd have been in the stands serving his ban. Top insight.
— Kenny (@KKeeton_) August 25, 2014
Liverpool are just missing something. Something small. Something blonde. Something Scottish. pic.twitter.com/RCR8xsHhDg
— Callum Gamble (@Gamble1878) August 25, 2014
Liverpool to win the League? Na, na, na, na na na na, na na na na.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 25, 2014
Good result for City, but Tottenham now need just a point to secure the title.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) August 25, 2014
Keep calm kuz Suárez is coming back from the ban in October.
#MCILIV
— Bloody Erin (@DioJavier) August 25, 2014
#EPL FT: Manchester City 3 – 1 Liverpool. pic.twitter.com/bjLOjHke3X
— FootballFacts101 (@FootballFact101) August 25, 2014
People say Money 3 – History 1
But Liverpool spent £120,000,000
So it's Money 3 – Money 1
— l3ahpar (@l3ahpar) August 25, 2014
I saw Mario Balotelli in the tunnel after #mcfc 3-1 win against Liverpool refusing to do a Sky interview – some things never change
— Ian Cheeseman (@IanCheeseman) August 25, 2014
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