The best Soccer Aid jokes from a nationwide TV audience for the celebrity-packed 2014 charity fundraiser.
PLUS! MORE: The best Edgar Davids Soccer Aid jokes from 2014 fundraiser
The Rest of the World, coached by Mourinho, took on Sam Allardyce’s England with both teams fielding line-ups of celebrities and legends.
England were eventually defeated 4-2 but much good humour accompanied the good-natured match.
These are the best Soccer Aid jokes from the 2014 competition:
#socceraid2014
What an incredible charity..
Keeping Jonathan Wilkes in regular employment since 2006.
— Football Jokes (@FootyGags) June 8, 2014
Mourinho's last chance to win something this season, will he park the bus #socceraid2014
— Mark Antropik (@mantropik) June 8, 2014
#SoccerAid2014 is nearly upon us. Lest we forget that Boris Johnson can't tackle. https://t.co/gTBI61jFRV
— Squawka Football (@Squawka) June 8, 2014
Adam Richman: "There's Jaap Stam and Edgar Davids, I eat big burritos for a living… what am i doing here!" #socceraid2014
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 8, 2014
After the break, Cat Deeley visits Yaya Toure who tells her his heartbreaking story about him not getting a cake. #socceraid2014
— United Religion (@Unitedology) June 8, 2014
"You'll see all your favourite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! and Pizzoza!" #socceraid2014 pic.twitter.com/FiPjP6CUFK
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) June 8, 2014
Sol Campbell on the ITV panel, if he'd of been white he would of been playing.
#socceraid2014
— Pessimistic ENG fan (@SomeEvertonFan) June 8, 2014
Its England (population 53 million) vs Rest of the World (population 7.105 billion).
Home win?
Follow #socceraid2014 on @ByTheMinTV.
— ByTheMin Sport (@ByTheMinSport) June 8, 2014
#SoccerAid2014 – Davids, Seedorf and Del Piero vs. Bishop, Wilkes and Murs. http://t.co/3oGQ78bnPc
— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) June 8, 2014
BRILLIANT: Jose Mourinho steps onto the pitch to take out Olly Murs! #SoccerAid2014
http://t.co/sV0qBxSdCu
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 8, 2014
Theakston is on. It won't be long before he's trying to snort the touchline. #socceraid2014
— Lord Bollock (@LordBollock) June 8, 2014
Love that quote…. "He's almost 80% vegan"… #socceraid2014
— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) June 8, 2014
Rooney's warming up… #socceraid2014 pic.twitter.com/wjIBcapXyo
— Mark Reynolds (@MarkReynolds007) June 8, 2014
STOP IT! #socceraid2014 pic.twitter.com/V2suhzBnuz
— Football Banter (@FootyBantLAD) June 8, 2014
Bad times. This was far and away England's best chance of a trophy this Summer. #socceraid2014
— Ant James (@antonydjames) June 8, 2014
never thought I'd see an avenger play football @MarvelUK #socceraid2014
— L A U R E N (@imlikeJoey) June 8, 2014
On comes Midfield enforcer Mark Owen ?? #socceraid2014
— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) June 8, 2014
Thought Mark Owen's accountant would have advised him to play for Rest of The World. #SoccerAid2014
— Dan (@ThatConnArtist) June 8, 2014
Jaap Stam could still do a job in Premier League #socceraid2014
— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) June 8, 2014
Awkward moment when Soccer Aid is more exciting than any actual England game so far #socceraid2014
— Uni Lad (@UniLadMag) June 8, 2014
Adam Richman (Man vs Food) trained 2 YEARS to play in this match… he played 5 minutes until he was subbed off. Poor fella! #socceraid2014
— George Aylett (@georgeayl) June 8, 2014
Ironic that a man famous for excessive, decadent eating is appearing in an event to raise money for malnourished children #socceraid2014
— 1886Gunners (@Timbo_Slice1991) June 8, 2014
The moment where Professor X loses the ability to walk ! #socceraid2014 pic.twitter.com/P8QqyswGaf
— Craig Honeyman (@Craig_Honeyman) June 8, 2014
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