These were the best Sergio Agüero car crash jokes after the Manchester City striker was injured in an accident in Amsterdam.
Agüero had just been watching singer Maluma play a gig when he took a taxi to the airport, but the taxi ended up crashing into a lamppost.
The prolific Argentine incurred a rib injury that looks set to keep him out of this weekend’s potential title six-pointer Chelsea.
He may not find these jokes much of a consolation, but here they are all the same:
Aguero’s hit the post!
— Mike Albert (@IAmMikeAlbert) 29 September 2017
Apparently Aguero was reading out Mendy's hilariously relatable tweets & the driver was laughing so hard that he lost control of the car.
— Marc Mero (@MU689908) September 29, 2017
Guardiola says he has no problem with Aguero being at a concert on his day off: "I'm not the police."
— Sam Lee (@Sammy_Goal) September 29, 2017
Just in: Aguero's taxi driver exposed. Do you know this man? pic.twitter.com/gyyp9i1SNZ
— FPL Ruined My Life (@FPLBollocks) 29 September 2017
Police have released this image from inside Sergio Aguero's cab and are seeking information on the whereabouts of this man… pic.twitter.com/KDbi9ebFyc
— BenchWarmers ⚽️ (@BeWarmers) September 29, 2017
All Fantasy League managers unable to focus on their day until they work out whether to replace Aguero with Kane, Jesus, Lacazette or Morata
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 29, 2017
Sergio Aguero is involved in a nasty looking car crash in Amsterdam, and Matt from Reading is fretting over how it'll affect his fantasy team
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) 29 September 2017
That one mate hearing the Aguero news… pic.twitter.com/DstfmZ49Xl
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 29, 2017
Aguero taxi driver arrested at scene of incident. pic.twitter.com/C0cNT4dozT
— UrbanSpaceman (@conal_fitz) September 29, 2017
STUNNING news emerging that Aguero's driver wasn't even a real taxi driver… pic.twitter.com/0QNLpXTlbJ
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 29, 2017
Wait who is that in Aguero's taxi?!!!!?????!! pic.twitter.com/TXTz220NiK
— 🇬🇧 (@GiroudoIogy) 29 September 2017
The Aguero incident yet again shows what a superb professional Wayne Rooney is. Why risk a taxi when you can drive some bird's Beetle home?
— Gaz (@Gaz2Putt) September 29, 2017
Probably wouldn't be as big as the time you were sacked by your employer for sexist remarks made against a female official.
— Shane Burns (@ShaneBurns_) 29 September 2017
As Man City confirm Aguero has been injured in car crash, fans everywhere wish him a speedy return to their fantasy football teams.
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) September 29, 2017
Rivalry aside, I hope Aguero is dead.
— Bashy Mc (@bashy88mc) September 29, 2017