The best Roberto Soldado jokes after misses midweek and misses again against Norwich on Sunday completed a miserable week for the big money Spurs signing.
Tottenham fans must be wondering exactly what they spent £26m on this summer, after an uninspiring season so far from the formerly prolific Valencia star.
Once again it wasn’t to be for the Spanish international this weekend when a couple more chances went begging as Spurs stumbled at Carrow Road – leading to oodles more Roberto Soldado jokes:
Soldado has missed an open goal and Clarke Carlisle is disgusted! DISGUSTED!
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 20, 2014
Roberto Soldado's wife has already decided not to cook for him tomorrow, as she knows he wouldn't be able to finish it. lol
— ? ARSENAL BABE ? (@arsenal_f1_babe) February 22, 2014
Time for Soldado to step up…and miss the target
— Scott Gordon (@scottgordon89) February 23, 2014
Need a goal? Bring on Soldado of course!
— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) February 23, 2014
Maybe Roberto Soldado would score if he stopped aiming for the goal.
— Ledley King's Knees (@cartilagefree) February 23, 2014
Spurs fans reaction to Soldado's miss http://t.co/xkW5iiHkNv
— Jack | Eden Hazard (@EdenSW6) February 23, 2014
Soldado would be world class if his job was to miss the net every time
— cm. (@muldowney_) February 23, 2014
Those of you laughing at Soldado's miss there obviously didn't see the one on Thursday.
— Nick Miller (@NickMiller79) February 23, 2014
Actually, my all time favourite Spurs player might be Soldado now…..
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 23, 2014
*trolls* Soldado, woah, Soldado, woah, he came from sunny Spain, to miss the goal again….
— Tim Timmery (@Yiddo1975) February 23, 2014
Sp*rs paid £26m for Soldado. That works out at roughly £1 per miss.
— DailyCannon (@DailyCannon) February 23, 2014
i don’t think Brad likes Soldado pic.twitter.com/YDBsAOgt0F
— Mr Adidas (@KaiConnor_) February 23, 2014
"We need a goal, throw on Soldado." pic.twitter.com/RR1HeBI1aZ
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) February 23, 2014
— JHH (@JHH_VPR7) February 23, 2014
They designed these goals for Soldado to train with. pic.twitter.com/w4CvrIAxqw
— Tim Jones (@jonesjt01) February 23, 2014
Whenever the camera shows Soldado's face after his most recent miss it reminds me of Ralph Wiggums heart breaking when Lisa dumps him.
— Philip Woodward (@philmoomp) February 23, 2014
— chris dandy (@cpd32) February 23, 2014
Soldado cost £26m, makes Fellaini look a bargain.
— Totally Man Utd™ (@TotallyMUFC) February 23, 2014
— Adrian (@adibeasley) February 23, 2014
Soldado's heat map so far this season, is insane!!!!! pic.twitter.com/67fhuLVoh8
— Gari Clark (@GariClark) February 23, 2014
Per Mertesacker has scored more goals from open play than Soldado this season. pic.twitter.com/OoWf9vrgUZ
— Goonerman AFC (@davidhickman14) February 23, 2014
My reaction to Soldado's finishing. pic.twitter.com/E6dOWemmNO
— Nicklas Bendtner (@bendtner52_) February 24, 2014