All #ThingsFasterThanDemichelis that you can think of after Manchester City’s Martín Demichelis was sent off against Barcelona in the Champions League for a desperate lunge on the runaway Lionel Messi.
Barcelona emerged 0-2 winners at the Etihad last night, thanks in no small part to Martín Demichelis’s foul and subsequent red card in the 54th minute.
The Argentinian defender failed to catch Messi and had generally been identified by the masses as a weak point in Manchester City’s side.
Many have pointed to the speed of the thirty-three year old as being a particularly poor attribute of his game:
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— UK Banter (@UKBanter) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis EA servers
— Curns (@MCurnock9) February 18, 2014
— Josh (@0JoshJones0) February 18, 2014
#ThingsfasterthanDemichelis Mertersacker on one leg
— Alex Peters (@Alex_MUFC_95) February 18, 2014
— Kieron. (@KieronLJ93) February 18, 2014
a parked car. #ThingsFasterThanDemichelis
— James (@James_w1986) February 18, 2014
Nelson Mandela's death.
— Scott (@CharltonScott) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis windows 95
— JonJoe Ward (@JonJoeWard4) February 18, 2014
Hugh Hefner's erection…
— Harry Davidson (@HarryDavidson11) February 18, 2014
Stephen Hawkins without his wheelchair
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis
— Geoff ShreevesLAD (@GShreevesLAD) February 18, 2014
A politicians straight answer to a question!
— David Matthews (@AyresomeAngel46) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis Joey Essex's brain
— Jamie. (@jamfc98) February 18, 2014
good old dial up internet pic.twitter.com/35UmXelp5N
— Liam Shaw (@liamshaw95) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis two weeks in jail
— Mr Cav (@Reid94Brad) February 18, 2014
Arsenal winning a trophy
— patrick mcallister (@piemufc) February 18, 2014
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John Terry
(proof incase the haters don't believe me) pic.twitter.com/34ijBzFwV8
— Dan (@EliteFourDan) February 18, 2014
A fat, asthmatic kid on Sports Day
— Çarlton Çole (@_CarltonCole9) February 18, 2014
The time it took Ted Moseby to tell his kids how he met their mother #ThingsFasterThanDemichelis
— matt cleminson (@mattcleminson) February 18, 2014
The Gareth Bale transfer Saga
— Çarlton Çole (@_CarltonCole9) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis Higuain's medical at Arsenal.
— Jake. (@JakeMantonTHFC) February 18, 2014
A dyslexic in a spelling test
— Sam Batchelor (@SamBatchelor) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis Arsene Wenger zipping his coat up
— FutbolBible (@FutbolBible) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis Oscar Pistorius without his running blades on
— Dec (@DeclanKneafsey) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis white dee on her way to a job interview
— Wayne Brookes (@brookesy74) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis
Kolo Toure's decision making process
— Hendo's hair (@DBurke_LFC) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis David Moyes pic.twitter.com/WHdPP3FZi8
— gooner (@Goonerinho) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis James May, aka 'Captain Slow'.
#TopGear @JeremyClarkson pic.twitter.com/F2pSFyQ83z
— Giggs-Eternal Legend (@GIGGSY_ETERNAL) February 18, 2014
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— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis your team's CDM pic.twitter.com/yHewvhZ6iB
— SundayLeagueHipster (@HipsterManager) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis Arsene Wenger getting the chequebook out
— jordan mead (@officialmeady) February 18, 2014
city deleting this tweet pic.twitter.com/YUHj9a0loO
— Arf (@vivamadchester) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis Stevie Wonder finding Where's Wally.
— André Villas-Boas (@SamoanBH) February 18, 2014
Arsenal fans leaving Anfield.
— Sean O' Donovan (@henriksen1) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis Ivanovic's son pic.twitter.com/POIXJs0jyb
— True Chelsea Fans (@TrueChelseaFans) February 18, 2014
Fulham confirming the departure of Rene Meulensteen.
— Shoot Magazine (@shootmagazine) February 18, 2014
#ThingsFasterThanDemichelis the time it takes for John Terry's moral compass to kick in
— Live easy (@alivesey8692) February 18, 2014
@_OlivierGiroud_ s divorce
— Dan (@cfcdfranc7) February 18, 2014