The best Phil Jones own goal jokes as Man Utd defender scores for Valencia in Champions League game

Slid the ball past Sergio Romero early in the second half.

There were Phil Jones own goal jokes and tweets after he scored for Valencia in Man Utd's 2-1 defeat in the Champions League
(Image: Twitter/BT Sport)

Phil Jones scored an own goal to put Valencia two goals in front as Manchester United visited Spain for their final Champions League group stage game of the season.

José Mourinho’s side suffered a 2-1 defeat after Marcus Rashford netted a late consolation goal and will be disappointed not to have topped Group H after a glaring Paul Pogba miss compounded their misery.


A big moment at the Mestalla Stadium came shortly after half-time when Phil Jones slid in to push the ball past his own goalkeeper from outside the area.

These were the best Phil Jones own goal jokes as the Man Utd defender scores for Valencia on Wednesday night:

Phil Jones own goal. That's happened a couple of times before. #mufc

— Samuel Luckhurst (@samuelluckhurst) December 12, 2018

Phil Jones is white privilege

— Zito (@_Zeets) December 12, 2018

That’s what happens when you have Phil Jones in your back four #VALMUN

— Aƙҽɳα Mαɾƚιɳ (@akmartos1) December 12, 2018

Whilst the country was watching the political uncertainty over our PM’s future, Phil Jones was being Phil Jones and showing that some things never change pic.twitter.com/hqAsSd2dWM

— Will (@IamWillSCFC) December 12, 2018

Manchester United squad declares vote of no confidence in Phil Jones#VALMUN

— Bargain Booze (@BargainBooze) December 12, 2018


When you see Phil Jones in the starting lineup https://t.co/nyELA8QnUH

— Amir (@amirbasry) December 12, 2018

Assist and a goal for Phil Jones so far

— Mark Goldbridge (@markgoldbridge) December 12, 2018

Hi @ManUtd I'm 6'5, British, and will work for cheap wages – if you could sack Phil Jones and hire me, despite never playing centre half in my life, it'd be a win win please consider my proposition x

— Matthew McFadyen (@_maffoo) December 12, 2018

Classic Phil Jones.

— Andrew O'Brien (@aobrien7) December 12, 2018

I am old enough to remember when Sir Alex Ferguson said Phil Jones could be the greatest player in Manchester United’s history #mufc

— Sam Pilger (@sampilger) December 12, 2018

Phil Jones is clinical in front of the net

— Taylor Tepper (@TaylorTepper) December 12, 2018

Wrong Goal Phil Jones…Wrong Goal..

— Isiah Madrigal (@Realisiah1) December 12, 2018


Phil Jones is a prolific finisher when it comes to own goals.

— Man Utd Channel (@ManUtdChannel) December 12, 2018


Phil Jones unable to find his way out of the tunnel for the 2nd half… #VALMUN pic.twitter.com/2VuZUTIU8H

— Richard Socks (@SocksyBeast) December 12, 2018

Phil Jones has scored four own goals during his United career. Scored five for #mufc.

— Samuel Luckhurst (@samuelluckhurst) December 12, 2018

Thing we don't want to see again:

– Phil Jones
– Fellaini at DM
– Valencia playing ahead of Dalot
– Phil Jones #mufc

— United In Focus (@UnitedInFocus) December 12, 2018


Phil Jones turning up to training pic.twitter.com/HCza1xWzSJ

— MG-MUFC (@MG_MUFC) December 12, 2018

Phil Jones showing Lukaku how to finish

— Hamza (@hamza_k10) December 12, 2018


If only Paul Pogba was a deadly in front of goal as Phil Jones. #VALMUNhttps://t.co/aMwPR0cpoX

— Duncan Castles (@DuncanCastles) December 12, 2018

Phil Jones has now scored as many CL own goals as AC Milan

— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) December 12, 2018

Even for Phil Jones, that is peak fucking Phil Jones.

— Barney @Red News (@barneyrednews) December 12, 2018

Phil Jones is still only 26. We could conceivably have another decade of Phil Jones if he looks after himself. Which is a big caveat, admittedly.

— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) December 12, 2018