The best Phil Jones jokes after terrible throw-in leads to goal

Also manages to injure himself standing on Jack Wilshere.

A shocking throw-in sparked a spate of Phil Jones jokes
JOKES: Jones (Image: Ian C)

Sit back, relax and enjoy the best Phil Jones jokes Twitter had to offer after the England defender’s horror throw-in against Slovenia.

The Manchester United man has attracted a cult following for his array of funny faces and willingness to tackle with his head, but his howler in yesterday’s European Championships qualifier has been somewhat less well received.

England eventually triumphed 3-2 thanks to two screamers from Jack Wilshere, who Jones would later injure himself standing on, and a cool Wayne Rooney finish.

Now, as promised, here is an assortment of Phil Jones jokes. Take it away, Twitter wags!

If Phil Jones is an international footballer then I'm a Dutchman. pic.twitter.com/FXyl5S2ZuQ

— Lee Lucas (@leelucas28) June 14, 2015

Phil Jones taking a throw in #ENG pic.twitter.com/iwwU6Up8qe

— Jordana Lambert (@JoJrl) June 14, 2015

The game lost all appeal to me once they took Phil Jones off…ain't laughed once this half #SLOvENG

— Norman's wisdom (@happyhammers69) June 14, 2015

'Jordan Henderson replaces Phil Jones at right-back' What have England become pic.twitter.com/mWBOYoQpAI

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) June 14, 2015

England options at right back: Henderson > Stevie Wonder > my Nan > a shop mannequin > Phil Jones

— Thomas Oliver (@tomlloydy92) June 14, 2015

Wilshere should have celebrated by walking up to the bench and slapping Phil Jones #Eng

— lufc matt (@EllandRead) June 14, 2015

Phil Jones has been substituted because he ate 4 crayons at half time. #SLOvENG

— Anjem Choudary (@FattusAntus) June 14, 2015

Imagine paying £100 for a plane ticket to Slovenia, £80 hotel, £60 for food, £50 on beers only to see Phil Jones on the starting lineup

— (@Classorla) June 14, 2015

England fans have travelled half way across Europe to see Phil Jones take a throw-in like my nan would.

— Dan (@LfcDan) June 14, 2015

I don't know what Phil Jones does well (apart from looking like this bag) #SvnEng pic.twitter.com/dA5Qc91HG0

— Lee Phelps (@leephelps) June 14, 2015

I bet Phil Jones's missus has one of those child protection gates on her stairs to stop him going up unattended

— Mac (@ItsAaronYaKnow) June 14, 2015

Like when you leave a kid unsupervised. Come back into the room and see Phil Jones laying there with a TV on top of him

— Passenal (@Passenal1) June 14, 2015

Phil Jones over Nathaniel Clyne at RB. That's the most Hodgson thing Hodgson has ever Hodged

— The Redmen (@LiamLFCButler) June 14, 2015

"Phil Jones has to learn to take a throw in" I'm done.

— Macca (@The_Paris_Angel) June 14, 2015