As another chapter was written in his ‘incredible story’ earlier today, herald the moment with this collection of the best Jamie Vardy England jokes from his debut – a dreadful 0-0 draw against Ireland in Dublin.
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Playing for non-league Stocksbridge Park Steels just five years ago, few could have envisioned his remarkably quick rise to footballing prominence.
With differing opinions of the Leicester City striker’s first appearance for the national side, here are the best Jamie Vardy England jokes from the 0-0 draw with Republic of Ireland:
Jamie Vardy once played with an electronic tag on after being convicted of assault. The Irish, you've been warned… pic.twitter.com/SgkLvStAEy
— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) June 7, 2015
If Vardy didn't play football he would be in that England end. Shirtless, 3/4 denim shorts and a St. George's flag painted on his face
— Ste Bowness (@SBowness88) June 7, 2015
10 years ago Jamie Vardy was playing for Stocksbridge Park Steels. It's good, but it's no beetroot factory
— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) June 7, 2015
Jamie Vardy has a message for anyone laughing at him becoming a full England international.. pic.twitter.com/7WKEOzfJ7w
— HLTCO (@HLTCO) June 7, 2015
Jamie Vardy on for England, giving hope for Blue Wkd drinkers everywhere. #IREvENG
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 7, 2015
Believe it or not but Jamie Vardy was once a baby and now he's playing for England. Incredible! pic.twitter.com/GZJHVB56HG
— harryfre (@HarryFremantle) June 7, 2015
5 goals in 34 league appearances, Jamie Vardy definitely deserves the chance to be England's striker.
— TweetChelseaFC (@TweetChelseaFC) June 7, 2015
Vardy's career: 2010: Playing in Northern Premier Division 2015: England debut 2024: Leads Earth to freedom in the Intergalactic Oxygen Wars
— Dan Leydon (@danleydon) June 7, 2015
Many have Vardy heard of him, but he's just made his England debut!
— Copa90 (@Copa90) June 7, 2015
Jamie Vardy was playing non-league football 4 years ago but so far in this match he has coped with the step down in quality fairly well.
— Stevie Jackson (@bobby__peru) June 7, 2015
It must be hard for poor Jamie Vardy. Playing week in week out with Esteban Cambiasso to playing with Milner, Townsend, Henderson… #LCFC
— LCFC Away Days (@lcfcawaydays_) June 7, 2015