These are the best of the Paul Grange jokes after he was outed on Twitter as the wearer of a vile Hillsborough t-shirt sporting the slogan:
HILLSBOROUGH Gods way of helping RENTOKILL
… that appears to have got him thrown out of a pub in Worcester recently.
Internet sleuths soon revealed his real name and address as well as details of his employment and a link to his now reportedly deleted Facebook profile, after discovering some of the horrible things he’d said online:
For those wondering, the idiot wearing the Hillsborough tshirt today is called Paul Grange. #JFT96 pic.twitter.com/cSKLpUrvpv
— Callum Wright (@Mr_CallumWright) May 29, 2016
Paul Grange from Worcester is the man who seems to have something against Scousers! What a vile human being #LFC pic.twitter.com/2UzLUWsWwM
— Carl Clemente (@clemente_carl) 29 May 2016
For those of you who aren't aware of who Paul Grange is. pic.twitter.com/rQGfFBcVcA
— Levi (@TheAlonsoRole) 30 May 2016
Then the online pranksters took over and started ordering deliveries of Lilt, coleslaw, diggers and the like to his house and these are the best of the Paul Grange jokes and currently scheduled deliveries:
I think Paul Grange is about to have a very bad day.
— leanne (@leannef55) 29 May 2016
I'm thinking there might be a large tailback as 20,000 Liverpudlians head down the M6 to Worcester to have a chat with Paul Grange
— Internet Bampot a 45 (@inetbampot45) 29 May 2016
Any minibuses to Paul Grange away
— ️️ (@Leahey1995) 29 May 2016
If Bin Laden had upset scouse twitter the CIA could have followed skip wagons to his house and caught him within hours. Paul Grange
— Dicko (@__dicko__) 29 May 2016
I think we can see where Paul Grange's insecurities stem from pic.twitter.com/2LeQBSJwJ7
— leanne (@leannef55) 29 May 2016
Paul Grange is getting it mate pic.twitter.com/IRnLvKz9wC
— Owen (@OwenBarnett14) 29 May 2016
Off to bed. As of right now Paul Grange has £1,047 worth of takeaway, 4 taxis & 10 8-Ton Diggers for hire headed his way. Sleep tight, Pauly
— Merseyside Fischer (@MerseysideFisch) 29 May 2016
THE INTERNETS ON FIRE, PAUL GRANGE IS TERRIFIED.
— Matt (@mattpkenny) 29 May 2016
Have a good night, Paul Grange pic.twitter.com/IIUlu5WUtZ
— JT (@JackThomson96) 29 May 2016
Wonder if Paul Grange will appreciate a local escort to his house?@IndigoLFC pic.twitter.com/EUQ1Uwah5j
— Harvey Williams (@harvwilliams14) 29 May 2016
To add insult to injury, I've just ordered 2 male strippers to Paul Grange's house.
— Karius (@LFCRelated) 29 May 2016
If anyone sees Paul Grange tell him save me a can of lilt and some coleslaw
— JB (@BoyleBuzzin) 29 May 2016
The view Paul Grange will get when he opens his curtains in the morning… pic.twitter.com/lqRzKy0cvy
— Lüke (@KopiteLuke1892) 29 May 2016
Paul Grange Starter Pack. pic.twitter.com/ykAlAgBa8m
— Justin. (@JuzaShannon) 30 May 2016
Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Paul Grange & sent him some chicken, a can of larger & a fishing rod
— Lüke (@KopiteLuke1892) 30 May 2016
Paul Grange trying to convince the delivery drivers at his door that he didn't order 70 cans of lilt pic.twitter.com/WY8xsj4rhs
— Sam McGuire (@SamMcGuire90) 30 May 2016
Scenes inside Paul Grange's house pic.twitter.com/AWvQaq2QIm
— Indigo (@IndigoLFC) 30 May 2016
Paul Grange right now. pic.twitter.com/FRGf6O94Bz
— Ciaran (@naomhciaran) 30 May 2016
Just arranged this gay escort to go to Paul Grange's house tomorrow for 2pm pic.twitter.com/TnTIQ1IjHS
— . (@Firmtinho) 30 May 2016
Paul Grange when he opens the door to 2 skips full of Lilt pic.twitter.com/n6pHT5U50f
— J (@64_bit_hero) 30 May 2016
Actually jealous how much Lilt Paul Grange is gonna have by the time Game of thrones episode 6 starts
— ㅤ (@StudgeIsMyMate) 30 May 2016
Lilt ultras at Paul Grange away. Scenes. pic.twitter.com/k6CSfHRIUi
— Mo (@stupidmo) 30 May 2016
Paul Grange when 50 pizzas are already outside but then the digger comes around the corner pic.twitter.com/6exMJUnl3e
— Kene (@DeadlyAlli) 30 May 2016
Nearly £2k in Takeaway
10 Diggers
4 Taxis
Coleslaw
A Clown
A mini-horse
Pallet of Coca-cola
Female & Male strippers/escorts
For Paul Grange— UtkarshLFC (@iUtkarshJoshi) 30 May 2016
30x Clown Fish on their way to Paul Grange's home. pic.twitter.com/sTtJtLMJR5
— lewis (@PlayBuddMansion) May 30, 2016
50 900L bags of Black Gold manure to be next day delivered to Paul Grange. He'll need those diggers for certain.
— Merseyside Fischer (@MerseysideFisch) May 30, 2016
Teh pizza delivery man when Paul Grange refuses to pay up pic.twitter.com/5LfqM4pD9l
— Ben (@CriminalCosta) May 30, 2016
Paul Grange when the 43rd delivery man asks for payment tomorrow morning. https://t.co/X7443WtEAx
— Arsène FC (@JC_1886) May 30, 2016
Done. Paul Grange is soon to be a parrot merchant. pic.twitter.com/cDRCpP6SC8
— gray (@ReIegation) May 30, 2016
Paul Grange order list:
• Crates of Lilt
• Parrot
• Stevie Wonder lookalike
• Male prostitute
• Clown
• £600 of viagra
• A crane— Indigo (@IndigoLFC) 30 May 2016
This Paul Grange guy is getting lilt cans, parrots, cement mixers, cranes, midget escorts…
Who said #LFC fans weren't generous?— Futbol Agent (@Futbol_Agent_) May 30, 2016
Just ordered Paul Grange 70 pairs of Star Wars crocs in child size 8 pic.twitter.com/8TdmG22b2R
— ㅤ (@benteke) May 30, 2016
Paul Grange. Soon to be horse owner pic.twitter.com/99KEZ94rok
— Ryan Drysdale (@ProjectRyan123) May 30, 2016
Next time on Can't pay? We'll take it Away!
"Hello Paul Grange I'm from the high court, you've racked up £840,021 debt on Freddo's"
— . (@ClutchTevez) 30 May 2016
Paul Grange for the rest of the night… pic.twitter.com/JKibIrjzk8
— Daniel Platt (@DanPlatt_) 30 May 2016
We're here outside Paul Grange's and…WAIT A MINUTE!? BAH GAWD IT'S STONE COLD AND HE'S GOT A LILT TRUCK! pic.twitter.com/7L2ZsNgMAr
— Danny (@DannyM__MCFC) 30 May 2016
Paul Grange: The story so far. pic.twitter.com/BDcaQ3RBa7
— Hal (@Moustachinho) 30 May 2016
Imagine is that's not even Paul Grange's address 😂😂
— Emre [LFC] (@EmreLFC) 30 May 2016
When 10 excavators, 25 Cement mixers and a crane turn up at Paul Grange's house after the torrent of takeaway orders https://t.co/Mwai0siY8X
— NothingWasTheKane (@DeleHarry) 30 May 2016
Spare a thought for Paul Grange's neighbours tomorrow signing for all his deliveries when he doesn't answer the door 😂😂
— tom (@_tomhoughton_) 30 May 2016
When you're on a 4 killstreak outside Paul Grange's
"friendly care package incoming!" pic.twitter.com/C96Vz7X80N
— . (@ClutchTevez) 30 May 2016