The best Neymar jokes from Brazil’s 4-1 defeat of Cameroon as two goals and stunning hair ensures the hosts finish top of Group A and qualify for the last-16.
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The star of the show once again, the much-hyped Neymar help his side to victory with a brilliant brace.
With much of the discussion, as always, focussed on his appearance – check out our favourite Neymar jokes from Cameroon 1-4 Brazil as Scolari’s men progress.
Neymar is looking more and more like a lesbian drug dealer every day.
— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) June 23, 2014
foto q neymar mandou pro galvao no snapchat pic.twitter.com/NFteLBvXXK
— anitta das marmita (@pedreiror) June 23, 2014
Wow, Splash must do more damage than we thought! #CMRvsBRA pic.twitter.com/wSyMHcesW4
— Ash Ketchum (@AshKetchumTime) June 23, 2014
Neymar's got his hair on backwards again
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) June 23, 2014
Neymar's World Cup so far: three goals, three haircuts. Brilliant.
— Jason Gay (@jasonWSJ) June 23, 2014
Neymar for Brazil:
35 Goals
21 Assists
52 Games
88 Haircuts
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 23, 2014
Neymar is the Justin Bieber of football. Brilliant on the old You Tube. Cat piss in reality" Joey Barton pic.twitter.com/1CMUiEdDCw
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) June 23, 2014
Barcelona should sign the Neymar that plays for Brazil.
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 23, 2014
Highlights of the World Cup are in Neymar's hair.
— Chester Missing (@chestermissing) June 23, 2014
Not gonna rate neymar until he has played real football. African cup of nations ????
— Emmanuel Frimpong (@IAMFRIMPONG26) June 23, 2014
4 Years ago Neymar was close to completing £16m move to West Ham pic.twitter.com/MCkNFit0pl
— Transfer Sources (@TransferSources) June 23, 2014
Am I the only one on this internet who totally wouldn't do Neymar?
— Another Angry Woman (@stavvers) June 23, 2014
Neymar' thirst trap… pic.twitter.com/zZKnvzBK9g
— 2014 World Cup (@TheWorIdCup) June 23, 2014
Where does Neymar get his hair done?
I'm guessing Swansea. In 1994.
— Paul Williams (@thepaulwilliams) June 23, 2014
Insane that Neymar is 5 years old and has 159 goals in 1 appearance for Brazil.
— Tom Gordon (@GoonerGordo) June 23, 2014
#BRA loves Neymar just as much as I love his girlfriend!! pic.twitter.com/8YZPP4F7va
— Babes And Bets (@BabesAndBets) June 23, 2014
Signed neymar for Bolton on FIFA 10 me
— stan (@KristanGordon) June 23, 2014
“No, it’s real horse hair sewn into my scalp. I’m serious.” #CMRvBRA pic.twitter.com/iYKhatl0BC
— Soccer Gods (@soccergods) June 23, 2014
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