The best jokes and tweets from USA 2-2 Portugal

With a thrilling finale and a very late goal, the best jokes and tweets from USA 2-2 Portugal in Group H at Brazil 2014.

Jokes and tweets from USA 2-2 Portugal were aplenty, as they always are when the well-supported United States play
USA… Almost won again (Image: Steve Evans from Citizen of the World)

After a thrilling finale and a very late goal, this is a collection of the best jokes and tweets from USA 2-2 Portugal at Brazil 2014.

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A last-minute strike from Portuguese substitute Silvestre Varela broke American hearts, denying United States’ progression through to the last-16 for now.

There’s still everything to play for in Group H, in the meantime relive the action with the best jokes and tweets from USA 2-2 Portugal.

Don't worry, America. If the game is going the wrong way, the Fed is prepared to intervene in the 2nd half. #USAvsPOR

— Rudolf E. Havenstein (@RudyHavenstein) June 22, 2014

So the Portuguese team appears to consist of ten boy band members and one Viking. #USAvsPOR

— Lindsay Ellis (@thelindsayellis) June 22, 2014

USA got scored on by a baby ?? #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/AAYGBz6Dpk

— ?eez?s c???s? (@TheRawestMike) June 22, 2014

How often do they have to stop and wipe the hair gel off the ball? After eac header? #USAvsPOR

— Buckeye Nation (@Buckeye_Nation) June 22, 2014

wimpy dive by mohawk guy. #USAvsPOR

— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) June 22, 2014

Ow, my beard, my beard hurts! #flopping #USAvsPOR

— Erin Sharoni (@ErinSharoni) June 22, 2014

Ronaldo has a pretty cool design shaved into his hair. pic.twitter.com/WEKxwJeYGn

— Eamo (@EamoV1) June 22, 2014

El Salvador & Honduras fought a war over a 1969 soccer match. Portugal: Marines are standing by. #WorldCup #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/lqh6g8t1oY

— Weird History (@weird_hist) June 22, 2014

When your mum buys you a jumper for Christmas … #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/myItqIyw3K

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) June 22, 2014

Wow the thirst is real. #waterbreak #USAvsPOR

— Complex (@ComplexMag) June 22, 2014


— STOP THE ILLUMINATI (@Illuminati_Stop) June 22, 2014

Ronaldo goes down easier than a Kardashian at the NBA all-star game #USAvsPor

— The American (@ClemsonTom) June 22, 2014

Jermaine Jones after his goal #USAvsPOR http://t.co/8QS1S5m8Wn

— Wall Street Mike (@DeadstockNYC) June 22, 2014

JERMAINE JONES'S GOAL WAS SET UP BY THE ILLUMINATI. #USAvsPOR #WorldCup2014 pic.twitter.com/cArCh42f3t

— STOP THE ILLUMINATI (@Illuminati_Stop) June 22, 2014

That shot was so powerful that it's bringing Presidents back from the dead! #TeddyRoosevelt #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/TuWOd9HqFb

— tvtag (@tvtag) June 22, 2014

Great save Tim Howard from Raul Meireles. One radical cleric keeping another radical cleric out #USAvsPOR #FindsburyParkMosque

— Omid Djalili (@omid9) June 22, 2014

That ref's comb over deserves at least a yellow. #usavspor #worldcup

— Robert Flores (@RoFloESPN) June 22, 2014

If this result holds: Draw between USA & GER puts them both thru. "Mr Low, there's a Mr Klinsmann on the line" #USAvsPOR

— Adrian Healey (@AdrianHealey) June 22, 2014

Let's go #USA!!!! One more!!! #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/bGFt3m3prV

— PIA INCA (@PIA_INCA) June 22, 2014


— Southern Shirt Co (@southernshirt) June 22, 2014

How American. He scored with his groin. #USAvsPOR

— Alan Hahn (@alanhahn) June 22, 2014

Ricky Martin offsides again. #USAvsPOR

— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) June 22, 2014

What A Clint #Dempsey #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/iHhF9IAgMh

— Oddschecker (@Oddschecker) June 22, 2014

Clint Dempsey waddles off after he hurt his nether regions whilst scoring. #USAvsPOR

— umara~lfc (@_umara) June 22, 2014

USA goal keeper be like.. Come at me bro ?? #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/py2bPXiR4q

— Arie Luyendyk Jr. (@ariejr) June 22, 2014

Whoever invented this draw bullcrap needs to stop #USAvsPOR

— Fit Gentleman (@GenuineGent_x) June 22, 2014

Wow. That was like watching a Birmingham game. that's football. #USAvsPOR

— James Phelps (@James_Phelps) June 22, 2014

When Cristiano made that cross #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/xJkkX6BZXn

— Basketball Forever (@Bballforeverfb) June 23, 2014

Welp, this Red, White and Blue Ultimate Warrior motif face paint isn't going to wash itself. #USAvsPOR #WorldCup

— Robert Flores (@RoFloESPN) June 23, 2014


— BWD (@theonlyadult) June 23, 2014

It's okay, The United States of America is still the back-to-back World War Champion. #USAvsPOR

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) June 23, 2014

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