After a thrilling finale and a very late goal, this is a collection of the best jokes and tweets from USA 2-2 Portugal at Brazil 2014.
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A last-minute strike from Portuguese substitute Silvestre Varela broke American hearts, denying United States’ progression through to the last-16 for now.
There’s still everything to play for in Group H, in the meantime relive the action with the best jokes and tweets from USA 2-2 Portugal.
Don't worry, America. If the game is going the wrong way, the Fed is prepared to intervene in the 2nd half. #USAvsPOR
— Rudolf E. Havenstein (@RudyHavenstein) June 22, 2014
So the Portuguese team appears to consist of ten boy band members and one Viking. #USAvsPOR
— Lindsay Ellis (@thelindsayellis) June 22, 2014
USA got scored on by a baby ?? #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/AAYGBz6Dpk
— ?eez?s c???s? (@TheRawestMike) June 22, 2014
How often do they have to stop and wipe the hair gel off the ball? After eac header? #USAvsPOR
— Buckeye Nation (@Buckeye_Nation) June 22, 2014
wimpy dive by mohawk guy. #USAvsPOR
— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) June 22, 2014
Ow, my beard, my beard hurts! #flopping #USAvsPOR
— Erin Sharoni (@ErinSharoni) June 22, 2014
Ronaldo has a pretty cool design shaved into his hair. pic.twitter.com/WEKxwJeYGn
— Eamo (@EamoV1) June 22, 2014
El Salvador & Honduras fought a war over a 1969 soccer match.
Portugal: Marines are standing by.
#WorldCup #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/lqh6g8t1oY
— Weird History (@weird_hist) June 22, 2014
When your mum buys you a jumper for Christmas … #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/myItqIyw3K
— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) June 22, 2014
Wow the thirst is real. #waterbreak #USAvsPOR
— Complex (@ComplexMag) June 22, 2014
THIS IS HOW TIM HOWARD MADE THAT AMAZING SAVE. #USAvsPOR #WorldCup2014 pic.twitter.com/mYYcGL1R9B
— STOP THE ILLUMINATI (@Illuminati_Stop) June 22, 2014
Ronaldo goes down easier than a Kardashian at the NBA all-star game #USAvsPor
— The American (@ClemsonTom) June 22, 2014
Jermaine Jones after his goal #USAvsPOR http://t.co/8QS1S5m8Wn
— Wall Street Mike (@DeadstockNYC) June 22, 2014
JERMAINE JONES'S GOAL WAS SET UP BY THE ILLUMINATI. #USAvsPOR #WorldCup2014 pic.twitter.com/cArCh42f3t
— STOP THE ILLUMINATI (@Illuminati_Stop) June 22, 2014
That shot was so powerful that it's bringing Presidents back from the dead! #TeddyRoosevelt #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/TuWOd9HqFb
— tvtag (@tvtag) June 22, 2014
Great save Tim Howard from Raul Meireles. One radical cleric keeping another radical cleric out #USAvsPOR
#FindsburyParkMosque
— Omid Djalili (@omid9) June 22, 2014
That ref's comb over deserves at least a yellow. #usavspor #worldcup
— Robert Flores (@RoFloESPN) June 22, 2014
If this result holds: Draw between USA & GER puts them both thru. "Mr Low, there's a Mr Klinsmann on the line" #USAvsPOR
— Adrian Healey (@AdrianHealey) June 22, 2014
Let's go #USA!!!! One more!!! #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/bGFt3m3prV
— PIA INCA (@PIA_INCA) June 22, 2014
DEMPSY WITH THE PELVIC THRUST GOAL #USAvsPOR #USAAllTheWay
— Southern Shirt Co (@southernshirt) June 22, 2014
How American. He scored with his groin. #USAvsPOR
— Alan Hahn (@alanhahn) June 22, 2014
Ricky Martin offsides again. #USAvsPOR
— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) June 22, 2014
What A Clint #Dempsey #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/iHhF9IAgMh
— Oddschecker (@Oddschecker) June 22, 2014
Clint Dempsey waddles off after he hurt his nether regions whilst scoring.
#USAvsPOR
— umara~lfc (@_umara) June 22, 2014
USA goal keeper be like.. Come at me bro ?? #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/py2bPXiR4q
— Arie Luyendyk Jr. (@ariejr) June 22, 2014
Whoever invented this draw bullcrap needs to stop #USAvsPOR
— Fit Gentleman (@GenuineGent_x) June 22, 2014
Wow. That was like watching a Birmingham game. that's football. #USAvsPOR
— James Phelps (@James_Phelps) June 22, 2014
When Cristiano made that cross #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/xJkkX6BZXn
— Basketball Forever (@Bballforeverfb) June 23, 2014
Welp, this Red, White and Blue Ultimate Warrior motif face paint isn't going to wash itself. #USAvsPOR #WorldCup
— Robert Flores (@RoFloESPN) June 23, 2014
WHAT DID BO KNOW AND WHERE WAS HE???? #BOGHAZI #USAvsPOR pic.twitter.com/pVMByx0oOs
— BWD (@theonlyadult) June 23, 2014
It's okay, The United States of America is still the back-to-back World War Champion. #USAvsPOR
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) June 23, 2014
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