The best Manuel Neuer sweeper jokes after the German goalkeeper’s commanding performance against Algeria in their World Cup last-16 clash last night.
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Germany eventually came away with a 2-1 win after extra-time following a scoreless 90 minutes that was thanks in no small part to Neuer’s rush goalie play that saw the Bayern Munich star constantly charging out of his box to close down the fluid Algerian attack.
These are our favourite Manuel Neuer sweeper jokes after Germany 2-1 Algeria at Brazil 2014.
Ever since he was a boy, Manuel Neuer just wanted to feel alive. To feel the wind. The grass outside his chalked sentry.
— James Tyler (@JamesTylerESPN) June 30, 2014
Manuel Neuer is a better centre-back than Chris Smalling.
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 30, 2014
Manuel Neuer playing right-back for #GER
http://t.co/JdMU8uo86p
— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) June 30, 2014
United should sign Manuel Neuer. With De Gea in goal and him at centre back, we'll be impenetrable.
— pauliegunn (@PaulGunning1) June 30, 2014
Manuel Neuer, still a better right back than Glen Johnson. pic.twitter.com/TzrtcoavXJ
— Footy Laughs (@FootyLaughs) June 30, 2014
Very bold move to play Neuer as a holding midfielder #GERvsALG
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 30, 2014
Manuel Neuer's heat map: pic.twitter.com/PaNxCmiTW3
— Felix. (@WittyGooner) June 30, 2014
predictions for the second half:
manuel neuer saves
manuel neuer defends
manuel neuer assists
manuel neuer probably scores
— Ali #Müllered (@_BayernFanatic) June 30, 2014
Manuel Neuer is like someone playing Be A Pro GK on FIFA. Always coming out of the box trying to be involved in the game because he's bored!
— Football Manager (@FourFourFM) June 30, 2014
"So, you guys like Ochoa, eh? Think he's exciting, huh? …Well, I'll show 'em. I'll show 'em all." —Manuel Neuer
— Zack Goldman (@ThatDamnYank) June 30, 2014
Increasingly certain that Manuel Neuer is a better central midfielder than Steven Gerrard.
— Alex Chick (@alex_eurosport) June 30, 2014
I like to think that Manuel Neuer sings 'Here I Go Again' by Whitesnake every time he runs to clear the ball outside his area. #BrazilNuts
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 30, 2014
Manuel Neuer would be great for the Night's Watch. The man knows how to defend his post.
— Jon Snow (@JonSnowBastrd) June 30, 2014
Manuel Neuer once headed a clearance 178 metres #MadeUpFactsThatCouldBeTrue #WorldsThickestNeck #GER
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) June 30, 2014
Manuel Neuer is also refereeing, running the line and checking tickets at the turnstiles. #Ger v #ALG
— Primly Stable (@PrimlyStable) June 30, 2014
Manuel Neuer might need a shock collar.
— James Tyler (@JamesTylerESPN) June 30, 2014
I'm battling Manuel Neuer here. He won't even let me in the box, let alone the net.
— brazuca (@brazuca) June 30, 2014
“Positions are just a social construct that mean nothing to the enlightened man.” – German philosopher Manuel Neuer
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) June 30, 2014
Manuel Neuer running out of his box and keeping Germany in this… #GERvsALG pic.twitter.com/oz9x4teMH0
— Warrior Football (@WARRIOR_FTBL) June 30, 2014
Manuel #Neuer will be called Manuel Everyweur as from now!
#GERALG #ALLALG
— Aswin Lutchanah (@aswinlutchanah) June 30, 2014
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