The best Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes

A collection of the best Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes after the Premier League's latest big win.

Fans do the Bale heart celebration, one of the best Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes
Taunts… Fans (Image: Twitter/EPLStuff)

After the the Premier League’s latest big win, we gather together a collection of the best Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes doing the rounds on Twitter.

UPDATE! CITY TAKE THEIR TALLY AGAINST SPURS THIS SEASON TO 11: More Spurs jokes after 1-5 Man City loss and minus goal difference

Tottenham have not escaped the ridicule of their top-flight rivals after being embarrassed by a strong City side at the Etihad Stadium on Sunday.

There is however some good news for Tottenham Hotspur fans: our round-up of Arsenal jokes following their opening day defeat to Aston Villa precipitated a massive upturn in fortune for the Gunners, so you could be in for a winning streak.

In the meantime, though, it’s Spurs humour ahoy! So let’s get straight to the Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes…

Spurs playing much better now . Man City haven't scored for 5 mins

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) November 24, 2013

If Spurs aren't careful they're gonna get beat here.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 24, 2013

True story… #THFC pic.twitter.com/LoVLKCmIAX

— Wenger's Wingman (@mikesanz19) November 24, 2013

Conspiracy theorists are already saying there has to be a second Man City team shooting from behind the grassy knoll.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 24, 2013

Spurs: Paulinho £17m Chadli £8m Soldado £26m Capoue £8m Lamela £30m Battered 6-0 by Man City – Priceless

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) November 24, 2013

Man city was Groves and Spurs was Froch. Only difference is the Ref didnt stop the game in the 70th min and give Tottenham the win.

— Jordan Graham (@jordandakid) November 24, 2013

Poor kid… pic.twitter.com/g1vs8soJDA

— Wenger's Wingman (@mikesanz19) November 24, 2013

Spurs Fans don't worrypic.twitter.com/feO0UyzsX1

— Ahmed Al-Harti (@AhmedZakh) November 24, 2013

Don't worry Spurs – "It's always darkest before the dawn." Unless of course you always live in a shadow…

— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) November 24, 2013

The vehicular equivalent of Spurs pic.twitter.com/Oyjfgqr7gi

— Daniel Harris (@DanielHarris) November 24, 2013

Nothing like perfectly roasted Spuds on a Sunday.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 24, 2013

Take 11 Spurs players, roast for 90ms, drain of all hope > RT @KirstieMAllsopp @piersmorgan are you going to share your technique?

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 24, 2013

The Arsenal First Teams Reaction To The Spurs Score pic.twitter.com/wbGqSQzKzz

— Aaron Ramsey (@Reckless_III) November 24, 2013

BREAKING: Please contact if you have any information. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those involved with Spurs. pic.twitter.com/CdrrWp0ZDJ

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) November 24, 2013

This made my day. Spurs fan trying hard…very hard to find a silver lining. pic.twitter.com/p7cegrY0uO

— TeaAndBusquets (@vinayak_afc) November 24, 2013

Spurs this season pic.twitter.com/McjjiboGx5

— Genius Football (@GeniusFootball) November 24, 2013

#Spurs spending on new players – £107m The look on AVB's face after being battered 6-0 by Man City – PRICELESS! pic.twitter.com/Hj4oFYGOr7

— Wenger's Wingman (@mikesanz19) November 24, 2013

My dad on watching AVB during City-Spurs: "I think he looked sort of ill."

— Grant Wahl (@GrantWahl) November 25, 2013

To be fair to Spurs they looked decent for the first 13 seconds.

— TheSPORTBible (@TSBible) November 24, 2013

City v Spurs pic.twitter.com/b5tGoTKHcV

— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) November 24, 2013

For spurs fans a must watch pic.twitter.com/bd2CCMfVG3

— Garryjgc (@Garryjgc2) November 24, 2013

Willian just heard Spurs lost 6-0. #hehatesTottenham pic.twitter.com/5imAfQmokQ

— ChelseaInSutton (@ChelseaInSutton) November 24, 2013

@3rdEyeNot clearly the Spurs beach party last night had an effect on their game today pic.twitter.com/1TTC7j1S1P

— Adam Weston (@Adam9W) November 24, 2013

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was embarrassed to be seen on a Spurs shirt… pic.twitter.com/HYlbDgZeRX

— ChelseaInSutton (@ChelseaInSutton) November 24, 2013

What time do #Spurs kick off? Every 15 minutes

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) November 24, 2013

Tottenham ain't been smashed like that since the riots

— Ashlee Jones (@ashleeflyboi) November 24, 2013

If I was Spurs, I would have just… pic.twitter.com/HthCpzBqWB

— Munya (@Munyizzle) November 24, 2013

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