After the the Premier League’s latest big win, we gather together a collection of the best Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes doing the rounds on Twitter.
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Tottenham have not escaped the ridicule of their top-flight rivals after being embarrassed by a strong City side at the Etihad Stadium on Sunday.
There is however some good news for Tottenham Hotspur fans: our round-up of Arsenal jokes following their opening day defeat to Aston Villa precipitated a massive upturn in fortune for the Gunners, so you could be in for a winning streak.
In the meantime, though, it’s Spurs humour ahoy! So let’s get straight to the Manchester City 6-0 Spurs jokes…
Spurs playing much better now . Man City haven't scored for 5 mins
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) November 24, 2013
If Spurs aren't careful they're gonna get beat here.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 24, 2013
True story…
#THFC pic.twitter.com/LoVLKCmIAX
— Wenger's Wingman (@mikesanz19) November 24, 2013
Conspiracy theorists are already saying there has to be a second Man City team shooting from behind the grassy knoll.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) November 24, 2013
Spurs:
Paulinho £17m
Chadli £8m
Soldado £26m
Capoue £8m
Lamela £30m
Battered 6-0 by Man City – Priceless
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) November 24, 2013
Man city was Groves and Spurs was Froch. Only difference is the Ref didnt stop the game in the 70th min and give Tottenham the win.
— Jordan Graham (@jordandakid) November 24, 2013
Poor kid… pic.twitter.com/g1vs8soJDA
— Wenger's Wingman (@mikesanz19) November 24, 2013
Spurs Fans don't worrypic.twitter.com/feO0UyzsX1
— Ahmed Al-Harti (@AhmedZakh) November 24, 2013
Don't worry Spurs – "It's always darkest before the dawn." Unless of course you always live in a shadow…
— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) November 24, 2013
The vehicular equivalent of Spurs pic.twitter.com/Oyjfgqr7gi
— Daniel Harris (@DanielHarris) November 24, 2013
Nothing like perfectly roasted Spuds on a Sunday.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 24, 2013
Take 11 Spurs players, roast for 90ms, drain of all hope > RT @KirstieMAllsopp @piersmorgan are you going to share your technique?
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 24, 2013
The Arsenal First Teams Reaction To The Spurs Score pic.twitter.com/wbGqSQzKzz
— Aaron Ramsey (@Reckless_III) November 24, 2013
BREAKING: Please contact if you have any information. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those involved with Spurs. pic.twitter.com/CdrrWp0ZDJ
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) November 24, 2013
This made my day. Spurs fan trying hard…very hard to find a silver lining. pic.twitter.com/p7cegrY0uO
— TeaAndBusquets (@vinayak_afc) November 24, 2013
Spurs this season pic.twitter.com/McjjiboGx5
— Genius Football (@GeniusFootball) November 24, 2013
#Spurs spending on new players – £107m
The look on AVB's face after being battered 6-0 by Man City – PRICELESS! pic.twitter.com/Hj4oFYGOr7
— Wenger's Wingman (@mikesanz19) November 24, 2013
My dad on watching AVB during City-Spurs: "I think he looked sort of ill."
— Grant Wahl (@GrantWahl) November 25, 2013
To be fair to Spurs they looked decent for the first 13 seconds.
— TheSPORTBible (@TSBible) November 24, 2013
City v Spurs pic.twitter.com/b5tGoTKHcV
— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) November 24, 2013
For spurs fans a must watch pic.twitter.com/bd2CCMfVG3
— Garryjgc (@Garryjgc2) November 24, 2013
Willian just heard Spurs lost 6-0. #hehatesTottenham pic.twitter.com/5imAfQmokQ
— ChelseaInSutton (@ChelseaInSutton) November 24, 2013
@3rdEyeNot clearly the Spurs beach party last night had an effect on their game today pic.twitter.com/1TTC7j1S1P
— Adam Weston (@Adam9W) November 24, 2013
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was embarrassed to be seen on a Spurs shirt… pic.twitter.com/HYlbDgZeRX
— ChelseaInSutton (@ChelseaInSutton) November 24, 2013
What time do #Spurs kick off?
Every 15 minutes
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) November 24, 2013
Tottenham ain't been smashed like that since the riots
— Ashlee Jones (@ashleeflyboi) November 24, 2013
If I was Spurs, I would have just… pic.twitter.com/HthCpzBqWB
— Munya (@Munyizzle) November 24, 2013
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