The best Man Utd jokes from 4-0 MK Dons defeat in Capital One Cup

Jokes after their humiliating defeat to the League One side.

Fred the Red will not celebrate these Man Utd jokes from the 4-0 MK Dons defeat in the Capital One Cup
NOT CELEBRATING ANYMORE: Fred (Image: vegaseddie)

Check out the best of the latest batch of Man Utd jokes, hand-picked from Twitter after their humiliating 4-0 Capital One Cup defeat to League One side MK Dons.


Entering the competition before the third round for the first time in nineteen years, Louis van Gaal’s new squad have now exited the competition before the third round for the first time in nineteen years.

Although the club has seen something of a decline since Sir Alex Ferguson left, few will have seen this scoreline coming.

Here are the Man Utd jokes for ya!

A bloke with a dodgy prostate passes better than #mufc

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) August 26, 2014

BREAKING: Live pictures from the Manchester United dugout. pic.twitter.com/4UV0tbEsju

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) August 26, 2014

Perhaps it's prudent of LVG to sacrifice a cup run in order to ensure survival in the Premier League.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 26, 2014

BREAKING: David Moyes right now. pic.twitter.com/bZ6NNGCrVk

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) August 26, 2014

Cheshire police are reporting a red faced pensioner going beserk in Alderley Edge Wetherspoons. #mufc

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) August 26, 2014


— WeAreChelseaFC (@WeAreChelseaFC) August 26, 2014

Van Gaal said he wanted Blind in defence, looks like they already are haha !!

— Eamo (@EamoV1) August 26, 2014

Man United fans and players won't even want to go to MkDonalds after this lol ????????

— Luke Aaron Moore (@lukeymoore) August 26, 2014

Do United go into the Johnstones paint trophy now?

— tim murtagh (@tjmurtagh) August 26, 2014

It's the genuine Man Utd fans that I feel sorry for. But they're a resilient pair and they'll get over it. #mufc #MKDonsVManUtd

— James Brennan (@duguzzle) August 26, 2014

Anderson looks happy with his performance #mufc pic.twitter.com/rMbaNiQB7s

— tranmere Crohnie (@TranmereCrohnie) August 26, 2014

At least we scored at stadium:mk last season…??

— StevenageFC Official (@StevenageFC) August 26, 2014

Man United will definitely sure up their defence with this new signing pic.twitter.com/27eZcfSvvq

— Aidan (@Aidrianoo) August 26, 2014

At least Man United fans got to celebrate all those Netherlands wins at the World Cup as their own…

— Melissa Reddy (@1stLadyOfFooty) August 26, 2014

RT If you're having your trials at United tomorrow

— Arsenal News (@_arsenal__news) August 26, 2014

United went all the way to Milton Keynes 4 nothing

— Joel (@JMXFifa) August 26, 2014

#CapitalOneCup #MKDonsVManUtd pic.twitter.com/h6KPLv9wyV

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) August 26, 2014

How's that 3 at the back working out for you? pic.twitter.com/sfBLMjkqzn

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) August 26, 2014


— Chukwuma Morah (@ChuBoi) August 26, 2014

It's a worry when the highlight of Man United's season so far is *still* a bird crapping in Ashley Young's mouth.

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) August 26, 2014

There's a lot of Man United fans feeling blue today. Not because they lost to the minnows, but because they now support City…

— Patrick Obahiagbon (@PObahiagbon) August 26, 2014

#mufc will now play fewest number of games in a season. 0 UCL games, 9 fewer cup games. And just won't turn up for half the 38 league games.

— Prof Patrick McGhee (@ProfMcGhee) August 26, 2014

Man United players currently undergoing a random drugs test. Have they not had enough piss taken out of them tonight?

— TheTollington (@TheTollington) August 26, 2014

Sums up Manchester United's defence… pic.twitter.com/vHsJduDhef

— Arsenehole Wenger (@Arsenehole) August 26, 2014

Manchester United pic.twitter.com/Vna2ieyGb0

— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) August 26, 2014