The best Man Utd jokes after 2-1 Bournemouth defeat

Winless run extended to 5 games as Chicharito hat-trick for Bayer Leverkusen compounds misery.

Eddie Howe smiling at the Man Utd jokes after their 2-1 defeat at Bournemouth
PLEASED: Howe (Image: Tanya Hart)

These are the best Man Utd jokes that Twitter had to offer as a 2-1 defeat at newly promoted Bournemouth extended their winless run to 5 matches.

Eddie Howe’s Cherries followed up their 1-0 win at Chelsea by ramping up the pressure on Louis van Gaal, who had been rapidly losing the confidence of the Old Trafford faithful even before today.

To make matters worse, summer departure Javier ‘Chicharito’ Hernández scored a 13-minute hat-trick for Bayer Leverkusen, meaning he’s scored more goals since October than van Gaal’s entire squad combined.

No wonder the Man Utd jokes were flying…

Bournemouth vs ManUtd summary pic.twitter.com/kdl9Xk3EcC

— Mahmud (@MahmudKullane) December 12, 2015

When you ask a #ManUtd fan if they miss Sir Alex Ferguson … https://t.co/2JAc41NWdx

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) December 12, 2015

With insight like this, I don't understand why @ManUtd aren't the best team on the planet. #LVGin #ExGreatClub pic.twitter.com/qeHG6b5bgx

— Moh Haider (@ArsenalMoh8) December 12, 2015

Louis Van Gaal has spent £268m on players for Man Utd in 18 months. Bournemouth have spent about £30m, ever.

— sportingintelligence (@sportingintel) December 12, 2015

Richard Pryor in Brewster's Millions was less wasteful with money than Louis van Gaal has been. #MUFC

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 12, 2015

even Sir Alex Ferguson has had enough of Man Utd pic.twitter.com/SNo7fijdTv

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) December 12, 2015

Sir Alex working at Bournemouth now? (via @jnrjnr007) #MUFC pic.twitter.com/Jbz6um4iKF

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 12, 2015

Breaking: The Man Utd hierarchy to call a crisis meeting tonight..! pic.twitter.com/caHVzewnEv

— Anfield Talk (@Anfield_Talk) December 12, 2015

For me @ManUtd you are lacking character. And I know somewhere you can find it…….

— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) December 12, 2015

"I'm available lads" @ManUtd #TheChosenOne pic.twitter.com/heacaNitxP

— Spion Klopp (@Jay_78_) December 12, 2015