A collection of the best Louis van Gaal jokes and anecdotes after the Dutchman’s appointment as Manchester United manager.
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The World’s worst kept secret has finally been revealed as the former Ajax coach was announced along with his new assistant – Ryan Giggs.
Due to start as soon as the Netherlands exit Brazil 2014, whet your appetite with this selection of the best Louis van Gaal jokes and anecdotes.
So #mufc confirm Van Gaal and Giggs. They did well to keep that under wraps.
— Mark Chapman (@markchapman) May 19, 2014
BREAKING: Louis van Gaal set to bring his dictatorship ways to Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/xq59GpwKwf
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) May 19, 2014
?Since I arrive United? Fergson – 1 season, retirement home. Moyes – less than season, SACK! THIS WHAT HAPPEN GAAL IF NO PLAY KAGAWAAAAA!
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) May 19, 2014
Louis van Gaal walks into Old Trafford like… pic.twitter.com/tkcRiufouX
— Footy Laughs (@FootyLaughs) May 19, 2014
When he was coach of BM, to prove he had 'the balls' to drop any of Bayern's stars,Louis van Gaal dropped his pants & showed them his balls
— FootballFacts101 (@FootballFact101) May 19, 2014
Sir Alex better not linger. Van Gaal once threw Bobby Robson out of a Nou Camp training session he was watching as Director of Football
— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) May 19, 2014
Van Gaal new Man UTD manager Giggs assistant Go Project REVENGE #MUFC
— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) May 19, 2014
Interviewed Van Gaal for a doc 20 years ago. Asked him what he would do if teams work out his system? 'This will never happen', he replied.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) May 19, 2014
"And up next on Sky Sports News, we have a woman who once served Louis Van Gaal in a newsagent, giving her thoughts on the appointment."
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 19, 2014
Ryan Giggs and Louis van Gaal are going to get on like a house on fire. pic.twitter.com/Sh2w6OL2mi
— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) May 19, 2014
Ryan Giggs has been told that Man U 'going dutch' doesn't mean he can sleep with Van Gaal's wife.
— Andy Carroll (@AndyTCarroll_) May 19, 2014
A great anecdote of Van Gaal is when he pushed 14-year-old Piqué to the floor & shouted: "You're too weak to play for Barça."
— Sergi Domínguez (@FutbolSergi) May 19, 2014
Van Gaal's first move should be to make Fellaini & Anderson fight to the death. Winner gets one more chance.
— Alex Simmonds (@alex_simmo) May 19, 2014
Louis Van Gaal looks like Chandler Bing. If Chandler Bing's facial features were far too small for his massive head. pic.twitter.com/op7Qx25Wno
— Jayne Sharp (@Jaynesharp) May 19, 2014
Van Gaal signs, Scudamore stays, today's big news stories not exactly surprises. Next up: what bears do in the woods
— Glenn Moore (@GlennMoore7) May 19, 2014
Go on Van Gaal, coach that – https://t.co/fFrEWbcfvE
— James McManus (@JamesMcManus1) May 19, 2014