The best Louis van Gaal jokes after Manchester United appointment

A collection of the best Louis van Gaal jokes and anecdotes after the Dutchman's appointment as Manchester United manager.

Louis van Gaal jokes and anecdotes flooded in after his Manchester United appointment
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A collection of the best Louis van Gaal jokes and anecdotes after the Dutchman’s appointment as Manchester United manager.

The World’s worst kept secret has finally been revealed as the former Ajax coach was announced along with his new assistant – Ryan Giggs.

Due to start as soon as the Netherlands exit Brazil 2014, whet your appetite with this selection of the best Louis van Gaal jokes and anecdotes.

So #mufc confirm Van Gaal and Giggs. They did well to keep that under wraps.

— Mark Chapman (@markchapman) May 19, 2014

BREAKING: Louis van Gaal set to bring his dictatorship ways to Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/xq59GpwKwf

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) May 19, 2014

?Since I arrive United? Fergson – 1 season, retirement home. Moyes – less than season, SACK! THIS WHAT HAPPEN GAAL IF NO PLAY KAGAWAAAAA!

— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) May 19, 2014

Louis van Gaal walks into Old Trafford like… pic.twitter.com/tkcRiufouX

— Footy Laughs (@FootyLaughs) May 19, 2014

When he was coach of BM, to prove he had 'the balls' to drop any of Bayern's stars,Louis van Gaal dropped his pants & showed them his balls

— FootballFacts101 (@FootballFact101) May 19, 2014

Sir Alex better not linger. Van Gaal once threw Bobby Robson out of a Nou Camp training session he was watching as Director of Football

— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) May 19, 2014

Van Gaal new Man UTD manager Giggs assistant Go Project REVENGE #MUFC

— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) May 19, 2014

Interviewed Van Gaal for a doc 20 years ago. Asked him what he would do if teams work out his system? 'This will never happen', he replied.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) May 19, 2014

"And up next on Sky Sports News, we have a woman who once served Louis Van Gaal in a newsagent, giving her thoughts on the appointment."

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 19, 2014

Ryan Giggs and Louis van Gaal are going to get on like a house on fire. pic.twitter.com/Sh2w6OL2mi

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) May 19, 2014

Ryan Giggs has been told that Man U 'going dutch' doesn't mean he can sleep with Van Gaal's wife.

— Andy Carroll (@AndyTCarroll_) May 19, 2014

A great anecdote of Van Gaal is when he pushed 14-year-old Piqué to the floor & shouted: "You're too weak to play for Barça."

— Sergi Domínguez (@FutbolSergi) May 19, 2014

Van Gaal's first move should be to make Fellaini & Anderson fight to the death. Winner gets one more chance.

— Alex Simmonds (@alex_simmo) May 19, 2014

Louis Van Gaal looks like Chandler Bing. If Chandler Bing's facial features were far too small for his massive head. pic.twitter.com/op7Qx25Wno

— Jayne Sharp (@Jaynesharp) May 19, 2014

Van Gaal signs, Scudamore stays, today's big news stories not exactly surprises. Next up: what bears do in the woods

— Glenn Moore (@GlennMoore7) May 19, 2014

Go on Van Gaal, coach that – https://t.co/fFrEWbcfvE

— James McManus (@JamesMcManus1) May 19, 2014