The best jokes from Haringey Borough vs AFC Wimbledon, televised FA Cup first round tie

Friday night entertainment on the BBC.

There were lots of jokes during Haringey Borough vs AFC Wimbledon, FA Cup first round
(Image: Twitter/MOTD)

Isthmian League minnows Haringey Borough hosted League One AFC Wimbledon in the first game of the FA Cup first round, broadcast live on BBC One for the nation on Friday night.

Supporters were able to celebrate the early rounds of the competition despite the non-league side failing to score in a brave but narrow late defeat at their Coles Park Stadium.

These were the best jokes as we watched Haringey Borough 0-1 AFC Wimbledon in the FA Cup first round:

Quite the atmosphere at White Hart Lane tonight! #bbcfacup #FACup pic.twitter.com/XwUgBxUdrz

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) November 9, 2018

“This is the first round proper.” #FACup pic.twitter.com/YX6bfew6ZX

— SirBrianCannonHunter (@TheCannonHunter) November 9, 2018

I lived in Wood Green for almost year, so I'm not just rooting for the underdog here. I'm Haringey Borough for life mate. Cut me and I bleed *checks team colours* yellow and blue. #facup

— Ben Naylor (@Naylorben) November 9, 2018

The magic of the #FACup when wankers jump on the bandwagon and turn up at their local non league ground, to never be seen again.

— Sartorial Thug 🍸(Secretary of State for Bounders) (@SartorialThug) November 9, 2018

FA CUP First Round on BBC2 and already we have this geezer.. #crowhairdyenumber1 #FACup pic.twitter.com/IhSPUfQ5lN

— Thomas Walsh (Pugwash – Duckworth Lewis Method) (@ThomasWalsh1) November 9, 2018

Him from Homes Under the Hammer on the football #FACup pic.twitter.com/Xccl4Mv79F

— Tom (@RealTomH) November 9, 2018

I’ve seen it all now! Look at the flag in the background . . . The Brilliant fans of @HaringeyBoroFC Priceless. #FACup pic.twitter.com/tN7hJR1XRK

— teepeemusic (@teepeemusic) November 9, 2018

Insult of the night picked up by the microphone behind the goal as a Wimbledon fan is clearly heard calling the Haringey keeper a “camera-saving prick”#FACup

— popularSTAND fanzine (@vivarovers) November 9, 2018

#HARWIM this is what makes the FA Cup so magnificent. Love the early stages. pic.twitter.com/iLU63cvHYN

— Ian B…. (@GoonerRunner) November 9, 2018

There’s a bloody dog sat in the stadium with a scarf on 😂😂😂 #FAcup

— Sam (@SamBlackwell97) November 9, 2018

FA pup? 😬😂#FAcup https://t.co/f0hf2ygmnM

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 9, 2018

Fuck me, Kirby for Haringey is a big lad #FACup

— chris robinson (@chrisrobo71) November 9, 2018

Blokes like Kirby for Haringey Borough are what the #FACup first round is all about.

— Jeebs Palmer (@JeebsPalmer) November 9, 2018

Love is: standing half a foot from the TV with your thumb poised over the pause button during the 1st round of the FA Cup. #FACup pic.twitter.com/mEFK6IjmhC

— Dora Somerville (@doraexploring) November 9, 2018

The best thing about lower league football being on TV, is that you can hear exactly what the supporters are yelling at the referee. #HARWIM

— Philip Aldous (@PAldousMusic) November 9, 2018

Only in the #facup does a flare get set off for an offside goal 😂😂😂

— Tom (@_TomLFC_) November 9, 2018

I love how the @HaringeyBoroFC boss thought about swearing on live tv, paused, and then said it anyway 😂😂 #FACup pic.twitter.com/IrBTqCWdBP

— Chris (@Pilchard55) November 9, 2018

The Haringey manager saying live on the BBC that he is going to give his players ‘a bit of a bollocking’ at half time is absolutely The Magic Of The Cup. #FACup

— Piers Hewitt (@piershewitt) November 9, 2018

A binman wearing glasses just came on for Haringey. Quality. #facup

— Gary Lager (@Garrardinho) November 9, 2018

But can they do it on a cold, rainy Friday night in Haringey?#FACup pic.twitter.com/hPdJHZtQQe

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) November 9, 2018

Edgar Davids about to come on for Haringey. #FACup

— Matt (@MattH_197) November 9, 2018

When you have swimming in the afternoon yet have to play in the FA Cup 1st round later this evening. #FACup pic.twitter.com/z6kB831EnY

— Yousef Teclab (@yousef_teclab) November 9, 2018

The Haringey manager’s belting line of “Nine years ago we only had two season ticket-holders and one of them died” sadly overlooked by Dan Walker and co in that post match interview#FACup

— popularSTAND fanzine (@vivarovers) November 9, 2018

They set the pyro off and everything, heartbreak #FACup

— Nicole (@NicoleTowler1) November 9, 2018

💔 @HaringeyBoroFC#FACup #bbcfacup pic.twitter.com/Nd7PzgwRI6

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) November 9, 2018

“Now listen to me Mark Kirby, you are returning to that primary school a HERO.” #FACup #HBFC pic.twitter.com/0bOMPt0NZH

— Dora Somerville (@doraexploring) November 9, 2018