England drew 0-0 with Brazil as Gareth Southgate’s men warmed up for the World Cup with a second goalless draw in a week.
Although the result was hardly a disgrace with a weakened Three Lions team taking on a strong Brazilian side, the Wembley friendly was nevertheless low on incident.
England will find out their World Cup group stage opponents on December 1st, the draw taking place at the State Kremlin Palace in Moscow.
And they will continue preparations with friendlies against non-qualifiers Holland and Italy before next summer’s tournament in Russia.
These were the best jokes from England 0-0 Brazil:
England 0-0 Germany
England 0-0 Brazil
If England master penalties, the World Cup is as good as won! pic.twitter.com/1BXMWZ5F73
— The Football Pools (@footballpools) November 14, 2017
If the directors of the Saw films have run out of ideas to torture, punish and mentally abuse victims for any upcoming films I suggest they make them watch an England game.
— Ross (@rossic89) November 14, 2017
" So Harry, Dele, Raheem and the boys have stitched me right up for this one…..
— 90min (@90min_Football) November 14, 2017
Which is more likely?
a) England stringing 3 meaningful passes together
b) Hoddle stringing 3 meaningful sentences together#ENGBRA
— 𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚁𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎 (@andyrudge) November 14, 2017
Brazil are playing like when you get a 5 star team on FIFA and your mate gets a 2 star team so you just do skill moves and get over confident #ENGBRA
— Mark (@Hiphopocrates) November 14, 2017
If Jake Livermore had been playing for Germany in the World Cup semi-final, reckon Brazil might have sneaked a draw.
— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) November 14, 2017
The only way England team would have been more boring is if Coldplay were in it
— FABIO (@fabiodnb) November 14, 2017
Ireland’s defeat means that England will now be the only home nation to be getting a doing from the Russian hooligans next summer.
— Pie and Bovril 🏴 (@pieandbov) November 14, 2017