These are the best jokes as the previously poorly thought of Vincent Tan gave details of the astonishing alleged Moody and Mackay texts to the FA and ended speculation of the former Cardiff manager taking the Crystal Palace job.

PLUS! HAVE YOU SEEN? Former Cardiff player Ibrahim Farah: “Malky Mackay is racist”

Malky Mackay was widely tipped to replace Tony Pulis at Palace before the Cardiff chairman submitted his dossier to English football’s governing body and now the pair may never work in football again.

Racist and sexist text messages allegedly sent between the pair make for quite horrific reading.

To improve your mood, take a look at this collection of the best jokes as Vincent Tan reveals the Iain Moody and Malky Mackay texts:

Note to self: do not cross Vincent Tan.

— Ted Knutson (@mixedknuts) August 20, 2014

Vincent Tan is like that ex who sends unsolicited texts to your new girlfriend telling her horror stories about your IBS.

— Kyle Martino (@kylemartino) August 20, 2014

In other news, Malky Mackay nominates Vincent Tan for the Boiling Water Bucket Challenge….. pic.twitter.com/msKAwRIPIx

— Goal Adviser (@GoalAdviser) August 20, 2014

Vincent Tan all like… pic.twitter.com/lvAV72h5z2

— Kyle Martino (@kylemartino) August 20, 2014

Vincent Tan suffered the abuse of every football fan for sacking Mackay. I'm thinking of doing a whip-round for an apology card, who's in?

— Jordan Cressey (@cressey7) August 20, 2014

Mackay and Moody's defence https://t.co/HLxgjwIEFW

— Ben McAleer (@BenMcAleer1) August 20, 2014

Genius by Malky Mackay. Think of all the job offers he's going to get from Russia and Ukraine. He knows where the big money is

— Cian (@StrongAsTheOx) August 20, 2014

Mackay and Moody sounds like a terrible cop drama on itv 3.

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) August 20, 2014

i guess vincent tan was the hero all along who was happy to let others think he's the villain sort of like snape in the last harry potter

— jrhz23 (@jrhz23) August 20, 2014

Rolf Harris is a paedophile and Vincent Tan is a crusader for the very soul of football. Stop the world, I want to get off.

— Scott Johnson (@roathboy) August 20, 2014

Malky Mackay's conversation with Vincent Tan after the Bluebirds sent a dossier to the FA pic.twitter.com/HIK2tARsFr

— JIMMY (@Jimmy_Launders) August 20, 2014

Hot topic- which football scandal is funnier? Rt for Richard Keys-Andy Gray Fav for Mackay and Moody

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) August 20, 2014

Vincent Tan just did that mega baby face turn

— Cheta (@ChetatheBlack) August 20, 2014

Vincent Tan, everyone's favourite Bond villain https://t.co/0rKTJDkCRf

— Jack Shields (@JS1994) August 20, 2014

Let the re-assessment of Vincent Tan commence!

— Andrew Parrington (@MaybeAndrew) August 20, 2014

Hopefully, Malky Mackay was just repeating something he thought he'd heard Anton Ferdinand say, and we can all move on.

— Huw G (@ed_son) August 20, 2014

"I bet you'd love a bounce on her falsies." ?? Mackay and Moody are actually fully grown men and not 17 year old boys.

— Leah (@Leah_Cor) August 20, 2014

Let's post this of Vincent Tan again, just because it's one of the best things i've ever seen! http://t.co/CSsfweXMAF

— Gareth Thomas (@GJ_Thomas) August 20, 2014

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