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The best jokes as Scotland lose 3-0 to Kazakhstan in Euro 2020 qualifier

Humiliating defeat on plastic pitch.

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Alex McLeish won't enjoy these jokes from Kazakhstan 3-0 Scotland in the Euro 2020 qualifiers
BEATEN: McLeish (Image: Kafuffle)

Scotland fell to a humiliating 3-0 defeat to Kazakhstan in their opening fixture of the qualifying stage for the 2020 European Championships.

Despite manager Alex McLeish’s assertion that they “started well”, Scotland were 2-0 down after just nine minutes of Thursday’s Group 1 match at the Astana Arena.

After struggling badly on Kazakhstan’s plastic pitch, they at least have the chance to bounce back in Sunday’s game at perennial whipping boys San Marino.

Now here are the best jokes as Scotland lose 3-0 to Kazakhstan:

"Where did it go wrong for Scotland tonight?"

"Kazakhstan" pic.twitter.com/H0p7oUL53e

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) March 21, 2019

I see Scotland is being dragged out of Europe against our will…

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— Agent P (@AgentP22) March 21, 2019

San Marino 4-0 down to Cyorus at HT. apparently the team talk went along the lines of… "don't worry lads we've got Scotland at home on Sunday"

— SPFL Banter *** (@splbanter) March 21, 2019

When you’ve only won 1 of your last 17 matches but your next opponents are Scotland. pic.twitter.com/XaEfx7ZjWG

— Seville Calculator (@SevilleCalculat) March 21, 2019

Scotland fans: “That was the worst Scotland result I’ve seen”

Alex McLeish: “Worst result you’ve seen so far” pic.twitter.com/WI4eyAjFTX

— John Hodge (@19jhodgkiss) March 21, 2019

FULL-TIME: KAZAKHSTAN 3-0 SCOTLAND!! pic.twitter.com/JXlPbzukEV

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) March 21, 2019

Mad that Kazakhstan have pumped Scotland all because no-one in the SFA could find Andy Robertson some bongela.

— Ray Bradshaw (@comedyray) March 21, 2019

Has the book been opened yet on the new Scotland boss 🤔

— Jim Spence (@JimSpenceSport) March 21, 2019

Remember the Scots would put the flag of whatever nation England were up against in the World Cup because they were so keen for us to fail?

Scotland lost 3-0 to Kazakstan today.

I would do the same but the Kazakhstan flag doesn’t even have it’s own emoji.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

— JaackMaate (@Jaack) March 21, 2019

https://twitter.com/JamesAndrews99/status/1108772533485125633

I think the Euro qualifying already proves that minnows like Andorra, San Marino and Scotland should play in a preliminary tournament to make the qualification groups

— ‏َ (@ProudieYT) March 21, 2019

SAN Marino manager trying to work out who he’s gonna rest for the Scotland game.

— lets do this (@PaulBel45388838) March 21, 2019

What Scotland needed at half-time/What Scotland got at half-time pic.twitter.com/Gbd6qvrn8K

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) March 21, 2019

These lads have just beaten Scotland 3-0.

Roll on San Marino.pic.twitter.com/KcT65TqVJD

— HLTCO (@HLTCO) March 21, 2019

Never mind Scotland. These things happen. In a bid to lift the gloom here’s some of your #Euro96 highlights.

pic.twitter.com/2HNNmGfoSY

— Crap 90s Football (@Crap90sFootball) March 21, 2019

In an independent Scotland, we'll discover the whole Manchester City team have Scottish grandparents. …

— Oor Blaze fae Skye (@Blazespage) March 21, 2019