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The best jokes as Saints confirm Man Utd Mané interest

Red Devils switch attentions to Senegal winger after missing out on Pedro, leaving thousands unimpressed worldwide.

Man Utd Mané interest sparks spate of Twitter wisecracking
MAIN MAN? Mané (Image: Werner100359)

Have your fill of the best jokes that Twitter had to offer as Southampton confirmed Man Utd’s interest in Sadio Mané, having been pipped to the Pedro post by Chelsea.

Louis van Gaal appears to have switched his attentions to the Senegal winger, who last season scored the Premier League’s fastest ever hat-trick, now that Barcelona star Pedro appears set for a £21m move to Stamford Bridge.

It seems though that many are unconvinced of this perceived drop in standards, from Red Devils fans themselves to sardonic supporters of other clubs.

Now sit back, relax and enjoy the best jokes to have emerged from this sudden Man Utd Mané interest…

LVG calls up Ed Woodward. "Show me the Mane…" pic.twitter.com/TKCBKyZlGE

— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) August 19, 2015

"Mane has the potential to be better than Pedro" is where we're heading next

— AAAAA (@Alex_TIMP) August 19, 2015

Man Utd have gone from Pedro to Mane. Like getting rejected by Mila Kunis then offering to buy Susan Boyle a drink. pic.twitter.com/VH0F1fuDgh

— FootyHumour (@FootyHumour) August 19, 2015

Missing out on Pedro for mane is like going to a dealership to buy an audi and driving off with a 98 honda civic.

— kenna (@kennagq) August 19, 2015

Going from Pedro to Mane is like winning the league and finishing 7th the following season

— ⠀ (@hazardo_) August 19, 2015

maybe it was a typo? The text was supposed to be "kane" and autocorrect changed it to to "mane" yes that's probably it

— kenna (@kennagq) August 19, 2015

Has anyone done an ambiguous and poorly conceived Pedro vs Mane stat comparison yet? If so do share. It will just about complete this day.

— Dave Bryant (@Dave797) August 19, 2015

Unity fans hearing about their Pedro plan B like… http://t.co/VmVng8eZVz pic.twitter.com/6jEN0wMfd3

— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) August 19, 2015

I'm a big fan of us signing Mané purely for the chant opportunities.

— Gaz Drinkwater (@Radio_Gaz) August 19, 2015

To be fair, Mané is a quality signing for the reserves.

— Adam (@UtdAdam_) August 19, 2015

TBF if #mane can score a hat trick in under 3 minutes, that's at least 30 goals a game/900 per season which could win #MUFC the title

— James Fenton (@fentonjames16) August 19, 2015

Perhaps Utd bought Mane at the same time as Schneiderlin but didn't choose to group their purchases into as few deliveries as possible.

— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) August 19, 2015