We’ve got even more Chelsea doctor jokes for you after José Mourinho found himself on the receiving end of karmic comeuppance for his treatment of club medic Eva Carneiro.
As if squirming through a 0-3 defeat at Manchester City wasn’t hard enough for Mourinho, he had to do so as public enemy number 1 having very publicly condemned Carneiro for running onto the pitch to treat an un-injured Eden Hazard during the 2-2 opening day draw at home to Swansea.
The sort-of-but-not-quite-irony of Gary Cahill and Diego Costa both requiring bandaging for minor head injuries was not lost on many, with Chelsea’s hapless replacement medic subjected to chants of “you’re getting sacked in the morning” from the home fans.
Now get that stethoscope out and have a ruddy good monitoring of these Chelsea doctor jokes…
FACT: Chelsea since Eva Carneiro left: - 100% lose rate. - 0 goals scored. pic.twitter.com/qNxO9Zno7z
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) August 17, 2015
— Charles Mayaka (@TheMayaka) August 16, 2015
— Wayne Stephenson (@D_wayne83) August 16, 2015
I knew I'd seen Chelsea's physio somewhere else…. pic.twitter.com/Lv0XAXSCdh
— Crippy Cooke (@Crippy4Villa) August 16, 2015
Reaction from around the country as Chelsea lose 3-0 pic.twitter.com/nmIudRmuNv
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) August 16, 2015