The best jokes as Liverpool beat Manchester United 2-0 in Europa League first leg

Only the fine goalkeeping form of David de Gea prevented a larger margin of victory.

Chris Smalling will be too sad to look at the jokes after Liverpool beat Manchester United 2-0 in their Europa League last-16 first leg tie
SAD: Smalling (Image: Andrea Sartorati)

Here are the best jokes as Liverpool produce a dominating performance to beat Manchester United 2-0 in the Europa League last-16 first leg tie at Anfield on Thursday night.

While a poor United side struggled to create chances, only the fine goalkeeping form of David de Gea prevented the scoreline from getting any worse from their point of view.

These are all the best jokes after Liverpool 2-0 Manchester United as the English sides clashed in the Europa League:

You know United are all washed up when other teams save their flares for the second goal because they're so sure it'll come.

— Nick Goff (@nickgoff79) 10 March 2016

"How many goals have United conceded" pic.twitter.com/iydnbRZ7nM

— Sai (@Syedffs) 10 March 2016

If a video had to sum up Louis van Gaal's time at Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/wLMNvVjhtR

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) 10 March 2016

United had 99 problems before this match .. Now they have hit a century.

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) 10 March 2016

United making subs.. Doesn't Mata..

— ✯ Tingeling ✯ Ⓥ (@SomeoneYouL0ve) 10 March 2016

My tactical change would be to bring Van Gaal off.

— 007 MUFC (@AU007MUFC) March 10, 2016

United are third to all the second balls tonight.

— Adam Sweeney (@AdamWSweeney) 10 March 2016

Waiting for the United job like… pic.twitter.com/p0CDE7Vlvt

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) 10 March 2016

Louis van Gaal trying to save United's season… pic.twitter.com/vSuPOcv2JT

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) 10 March 2016

Imaging Klopp doing "Van Gaal Dive" for a celebration when we score.

😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂#LFC pic.twitter.com/oCqNRyJEuy

— Yaniu (@yaniu8) March 10, 2016

88 minutes of United and Fergie looks not very well if you ask me.

— Paul (@Kolology) 10 March 2016

It's now looking like Van Gaal's best chance of getting Champions League football next season would be to get a job with BT Sport.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 10, 2016

FULL TIME: Liverpool 2-0 Man United.https://t.co/Yqfmg3BiM0

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) 10 March 2016

Don't know what's worse, Global Warming or the fact that we lost to this United team.

— ali (@aliladiere) 10 March 2016

United at this point look like they need a squad overhaul.

A squad overhaul midway through a squad overhaul that started two years ago.

— Red (@ThatBoyGiggsy) 10 March 2016

Watching United play nowadays is like seeing the kid who bullied you in school 10 years ago working at McDonalds

— Sibs (@SibsMUFC) 10 March 2016

SUMMARY: Liverpool vs Man United in one picture. pic.twitter.com/F1Dob4aWjG

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) 10 March 2016

Klopp vs Van Gaal – only one winner… https://t.co/mjkXH4BLRv

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) 10 March 2016

Jordan Henderson trying to help Manchester United park… pic.twitter.com/hURbmiDuE4

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) 10 March 2016

Scholes: "Man Utd can't celebrate 4th & an FA Cup every year, that's what Arsenal do, that can't happen at United!" pic.twitter.com/nKxpgYly6e

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) 10 March 2016

Simon Mignolet dealing with Manchester United’s attack tonight. 😴 #LFCvMUFC pic.twitter.com/LSooHnv9p1

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) 10 March 2016

I reckon all United need to improve is me, a terrier in defence! pic.twitter.com/KSSzPwOUb8

— Hacker T Dog (@CBBC_Hacker) 10 March 2016

One ex United player is a calming influence. pic.twitter.com/XgzIMlMqEP

— Darren Richman (@darrenrichman) 10 March 2016