Have a look at the best jokes doing the rounds on Twitter as news broke that former Arsenal and Liverpool winger Jermaine Pennant has signed for Singaporean side Tampines Rovers.
Pennant will become the S.League’s best paid player, but just as exciting for him are the gastronomic opportunities…
No way….. Nandos do delivery here!!!!! Amazing news haha
— jermaine pennant (@pennant83) January 19, 2016
Now enjoy the best Jermaine Pennant jokes upon his latest move, including one that references the time he forgot he owned a Porsche and left it at Zaragoza train station for five months…
Singapore side Tampines Rovers have signed Jermaine Pennant & made him the highest-paid player in S-League history. pic.twitter.com/1wqjt3o3zO
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2016
Great to see Jermaine Pennant immersing himself in local culture after his move to Singapore pic.twitter.com/GhiwpZsiqf
— GambleGeek (@Gamble_Geek) January 19, 2016
@pennant83 That'll be handy when you're under house arrest.
— Ryan Hagan (@Hagan_88) January 19, 2016
@tdysports @pennant83 @MightyStags just try and remember where you park this one
— Martin Chalk (@mcchalk) January 19, 2016
@pennant83 mate your gonna be walking around Singapore like Chris Tucker in Rush Hour #Carterrrr
— Colm McGuigan (@ColmMcGuigan) January 19, 2016
Strong crest game from Jermaine Pennant's new club pic.twitter.com/1hgrxE4uft
— Matthew Stanger (@MatthewStanger) January 19, 2016
Jermaine Pennant signs for Thai club Tampines Rovers – is he trying to build the most mental CV in football? pic.twitter.com/RXDiMdx3wC
— 888sport (@888sport) January 19, 2016
Jermaine Pennant is still playing football lol
— Andy Gray (@AndyX_official) January 19, 2016