The best jokes as Harry Maguire’s trial takes place on Greek island

"Do you know who I am? I am the captain of Manchester United, I am very rich, I can give you money, I can pay you, please let us go."

There were all sorts of tweets and jokes as Harry Maguire's trial took place in Greece
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Harry Maguire’s trial has been held in Greece and has featured a series of wild claims from both the prosecution and defence.

The court heard that the Manchester United captain and England international, who has already pleaded not guilty and is not in attendance in Syros, allegedly attempted to bribe officials in exchange for letting him go.

Do you know who I am? I am the captain of Manchester United, I am very rich, I can give you money. I can pay you. pic.twitter.com/oQirfnJW9o

— Tom (@TomLunn) August 25, 2020

However, Maguire’s defence team claim that his sister was attacked by a pair of Albanians on Mykonos before their driver took them to the police station instead of the hospital.

These are the best of the tweets and jokes from Harry Maguire’s trial in Greece as the revelations continue:

We don’t even know who he is over here in England, keep him there.

— Liam (@_CFCLiam) August 25, 2020

The Greek officer when he watched one of his comps on YouTube pic.twitter.com/hEEbPRM3SX

— ‎ً (@TheImmortalKop) August 25, 2020


— Andy (@andytoon24) August 25, 2020


Oh no his pace is never going to be the same again hope he isn't injured and lost his blistering pace

— Sam (@Teaflu) August 25, 2020

It’s not over it’s just a bit disappointing

— Lfc Kev (@Kev1Lfc) August 25, 2020

more fool them, his career was over as soon as he signed for United

— Joey (@Joey_CFC) August 25, 2020


They say his bail was £50,000 so Man Utd offered to pay £40,000 plus Jesse Lingard.

— Lyndon Brooks (@LordLyndon73) August 25, 2020

Englishman with links to Manchester United kicked by a local on holiday… pic.twitter.com/ivvs3yzKga

— Scott Gordon (@scottgordon89) August 25, 2020

He watched Taken.

— Gööner974 (@Gooner974) August 25, 2020


— Sonny (@HotspurArmy) August 25, 2020

Fuck me he couldn’t even spot a Sevilla forward in a Sevilla shirt in the penalty area last week so how can he spot two Albanians?

— craigyboy (@craigstroud) August 25, 2020

@HarryMaguire93 I know a guy who can help you. pic.twitter.com/UMydxqWeR9

— Xabilution (@xabilution) August 25, 2020


Haha pic.twitter.com/0sQuuFk2em

— T (@T489304) August 25, 2020

Harry thought the Greek police were referees

— Kepa is Awful (@GoaIKepa) August 25, 2020


And I said to the officer “Do you know who I am? I am the captain of Manchester United, I am very rich, I can give you money, I can pay you, please let us go” pic.twitter.com/0HE0zjbvMK

— Harry Winters (@harrywinters16) August 25, 2020

Are you surprised Jonny?

— Jack (@UnitedHeaven_) August 25, 2020

Unlike the Greeks to knock off early.

— Philed Inn (@innphil00) August 25, 2020


His performances on the pitch were making that happen, didn’t need PC plod from Greece to tell him that

— Tom (@Tom9823) August 25, 2020


Maguire: I've been called up for England squad, can you believe it mate? pic.twitter.com/stKKghFnF1

— Sportsphatik (@Sports27945266) August 25, 2020